Alex Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Apparently she's good as gold im sure i'll be fine! not sure about playing the xmas songs tho! lol You're selling your single turbo VVTi for 14.5k? OMG! I'd snap it up if I was able to sell my supra quick enough! I absolutely love the car, I hate being so fooking poor! Thinking of training to become a plumber or something, to make more money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Flipping ell Rob thats a bit close to the mark!! I am the mark. Seriously though, in these modern times it's a bloody minefield. I got a bit of grief from my neighbour once for not offering her daughter a lift to school in the pouring rain one morning, but all I was thinking was, 15 year old girl being dropped off in front of all her mates in a Supra, she's going to say it's her new boyfriend, her friends will tell their parents and rumours will start, ...and then who knows what she might make up in the future. She could say anything she liked about when she was in my car and it would be her word against mine. Of course I didn't suggest to her mother that I thought her daughter would be a lying wolf-cryer, I just said I was really busy and didn't see her walking in the rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 I absolutely love the car, I hate being so fooking poor! Thinking of training to become a plumber or something, to make more money! by the time you do that IT will be the thing to be in again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 not sure about playing the xmas songs tho! lol whats the matter with you scrooge??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Find out beforehand if she believes in Santa or not; may save you putting your foot in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaf Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 10 year olds are fine. it's when they get slightly older that they start messing with you proper. just be yourself, dont pay too much attention to her. let her do her own thing and occasionally throw her some conversation. she will get to like you over a period of time. quite a few of my friends have kids and although they start off dubious, having a nice car and just being cool helps break the ice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osso Posted December 13, 2005 Author Share Posted December 13, 2005 whats the matter with you scrooge??? Jingle bells kinda does your head in after awhile especially when you're out shopping! I prefer Kevin Bloody Wilson's xmas album, but some how i dont think thats a good idea! Quite often I get a thinking How as kids we got by Like christmas time in our house We couldn't even afford a fire But we made do in our house Back then when I was young Dad used to suck a peppermint And we'd all sit round his tongue We couldn't afford no tinsel On our christmas tree So we'd just wheel old grandad in And make the old cunt sneeze...atchoo Wheel him round the other side granny...atchoo Well things change so bloody fast I got children now of me own Now I heard 'em unwrap their presents Last night when I got home Santa claus you cunt Where's my fucking bike I've unwrapped all this other junk There's nothing what i like I've wrote you a letter And i've come to see you twice You geriatric wanker Where's my fucking bike If i wanted a pair of fucking shoes I would've fucking asked This cowboy suit and ping-pong set You can stick right up your arse You went and mucked my order up It's enough to make you spew It's not just me that's pissed off My sister's cheesed off too Santa claUs you cunt Where's my fucking pram You promised me you fucking cunt You know who I am 'Cos I'm the little girl You made sit right on your hand Never mind your ho ho ho Where's my fucking pram Next time i go to see him I'm gonna punch him in the guts Set his fucking reindeer loose Kick rudolf in the nuts Just you wait til next year 'Til we get to that store A mate of my little sister 'll come stomping through that door Hey mums and dads just check his breath And watch his bloodshot eyes Don't listen to him boys and girls 'Cos he tells fucking lies He's a pisstake and a pervert He's not even fucking bright 'Cos that fucking wanker Forgot my fucking bike Hey santa claus you cunt Where's my fucking bike I've unwrapped all this other junk There's nothing what I like I wrote you a fucking letter And I came to see you twice You geriatric wanker Forgot my fucking bike Yeah I'm gonna tell my dad on you Fucking punch your head in....cunt I saw mummy sucking santa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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