raymanuk Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the fuck off now, cause we're in a hurry! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get the fuck on, cause we're going down the tracks". The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added.......... "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen." -------------------------------- Have a good week people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 LMAO!! Just what I needed on a monday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted December 12, 2005 Author Share Posted December 12, 2005 Made reading the emails a lot easier this morning.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Thanks for brightening up my morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 great way to start the week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ian R Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Monday jokes should be a regular thing, but only great jokes like this should be posted! Monday mornings could be improved greatly!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dash Rendar Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suprasport Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 nice one, needed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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