RedM Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered;beer all evening?" You're gonna LOVE me for this.... The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Do we have a smilie for "sit in the corner and hang you're head in shame"?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Bloke goes to the Doctor and says: "Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a cowboy" "Oh really" replies the Doctor "And how long have you felt like this for?" "Oh" replies the chap "About a YEEE HAA!" Works much better when you tell it out loud........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 not for the joke, but for your bravery:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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