garetheves Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 A Chav walks into a job centre, marches up to the counter and says "Im looking for a job." The man behind the counter replies, " well, it's your lucky day, we've just had a listing from a millionaire who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll be required to drive around in a Mercedes and escort the young lady everywhere she goes, including holidays. Uniform is provided as are meals due to the potentially long hours. The salery is 200K." The chav says: "You're bullshitting me!!" The man says: "You started it!!" Thank you very much, im here all week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Nice one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 nice one mr Hibbert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SuperSupra Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Awwwww kidaaaaaa don't take the piss, or i'll spark you right out. Awwwwww check out me Nova kidaaaaaa, init safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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