Bobbeh Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits on her rocking chair watching the world go by,with a cat named Bob for company. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.Cinderella said "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?" The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart yearns?" Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration she uttered her wish: "The prince was wonderful but not much of an investor. I'm living on my disability cheques & I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension." Instantly her rocking horse turned into solid gold. Cinderella said "Ooh thank you fairy godmother." The fairy godmother replied "It's the least I can do. What is your second wish?" Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said "I wish I were young and full of the beauty & youth I once had." At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years. And then the fairy godmother spoke again. "You have one more wish, what shall it be?" Cinderella looked over at the frightened cat in the corner & says "I wish for you to transform my cat Old Bob into a kind and handsome young man" Magically Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen. The fairy godmother said "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life." And with a flash she disappeared. For a few eerie moments Cinderella and Bob looked into each others eyes. Cinderella sat breathless, gazing at the most stunning man she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, held her close in his young muscular arms. And said "I bet your sorry now you had me neutered" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bill Prawn Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 You've finally posted a funny joke:ecstatic: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KaoriFan Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 lol, classic. another one to add to my list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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