Bill Prawn Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 A woman walks into a Jaguar dealership and spots the car of her dreams. She walks over to inspect it, but while leaning over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she accidently breaks wind. Embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't appear right now. However, there standing behind her is a sales person. "Good morning Madame, how may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, how much is this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, I'd rather not say. If you farted just touching it, you're going to shit yourself if I tell you the price." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soop Dogg Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Lol!! Only one problem I see with this joke. How come there was a sports car in a Jaguar showroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted December 2, 2005 Author Share Posted December 2, 2005 Lol!! Only one problem I see with this joke. How come there was a sports car in a Jaguar showroom? Where does it say it's a sports car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KaoriFan Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 http://www.owned-pictures.com/owned-pictures/003.jpg i knew there was a reason finally to have National Geographic channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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