Bill Prawn Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 There was a middle-aged guy who bought a Sports Car. He took off down the road flooring it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through his silver hair. "This is great", he thought and floored it some more. Then he looked in his rear-view mirror and saw there was a Police bike behind him, lights flashing and siren blasting. "I can get away from him - No problem", thought the man so he floored it some more until he reached 120 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing", and pulled over waiting for the Policeman to catch him up. The Copper pulled in behind the car and walked up to the man. "Sir", he said looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 10 minutes and today is my birthday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you off with a caution." The man looked back at the Copper and said, "Last week, my wife ran off with a Police Motorcyclist and I thought you were bringing her back." The Copper said, "Have a nice day". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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