Ewen Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Couple of us went for a quick drink on the way home tonight, and when we walked into the bar these two gorgeous girls came up to me and asked if that 'lovely silver sportscar' was mine....I said it was, and one of them gave me a dirty smile and said "we fancy a bit of nookey in the back of a car like that, it turns us on...is that ok with you ?" I winked at the guys I was with and said, " er, sure, you are so on"..."great" the girls said, "lend us your keys, and we'll bring em back in half an hour" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 did she say ok or uk .lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1980 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Don't worry Ewen, clearly lezzers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 lesbian dwarfs if they were planning to do it in the back:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 err,.. how did they both know it was silver if they were clearly blind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sooper-supra Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Lol even if they were fine i would still tell em to bugger off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraHuman Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 i dont care,if two lezzers wants to go for it in my back seat then FFS be my guest,i'll just rig the web cam first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 The reason why cameras on phones where invented Gaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 at least you can wipe the back seats down:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sooper-supra Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 The reason why cameras on phones where invented Gaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 From some of the responses, looks like you might need to explain this one....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Hmmm im sure they didnt think it was a good idea to go for a nice little joy ride and crash your supra! would have been nice if your could have joined in with them in the back though lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelfill Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 ........ "lend us your keys, and we'll bring em back in half an hour" I'm guessing that this doesn't have a happy ending, given the ":(" and the "lend us your keys, and we'll bring em back in half an hour" parts of the original message. Please tell me that they haven't ...... Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Yaargh, I can't stand it any longer! Guys, the clue is in the thread title! What day was it posted? Thursday. What day is the 'tomorrow' that is referred to? Friday. What does Ewen do on a Friday? Posts up jokes. Why shouldn't you read it it until tomorrow? Because it's a 'Friday funny'. It's a joke first translated from the Dead Sea Scrolls. Honestly, talk about literal-minded. Wake up at the back! Cliff P.S. It wasn't really discovered in the Dead Sea Scrolls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 2, 2005 Author Share Posted December 2, 2005 Bless.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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