KaoriFan Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 once had a lecturer at technical college named: Mr Boner teacher at school Mr wincer didnt put a friday joke, this is all i can think of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 My old lecturer was called Paul Ennis... email address was [email protected] Someone on here used to work with someone called Nicola Tipples as well (which I still find very funny!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 This was looked at a while back...ie Kate and Sydney Pye etc... I can add a recent find, someone who works for a certain ridgid inflatable manufacturer, a Mr. Purvy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 I knew a bloke at my school called Eric Mann his middle name was Shaun. Eric Shaun Mann... Erection man? oki it was funny at the time. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Not someone I know, but 'interesting' none the less German immigrant living in the States.... (First and "middle" names) Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy Zeus (Last name) Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralternwarengewissenhaf tschaferswesenchafewarenwholgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschut zenvonangereifenduchihrraubgiriigfeindewelchevorralternzwolf tausendjahresvorandieerscheinenbanderersteerdeemmeshedrraums chiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefah rthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelshegeha btbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevanver standigmenshlichkeittkonntevortpflanzenundsicherfreunanleben slamdlichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandere rintlligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum, . . . . Senior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartworm Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 I delivered a parcel to a Dr Death yesterday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 We have clients at work called Mr and Mrs Hussey oh and also Miss Lube.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrAngry Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Is she a slippery customer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steviekid Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 There was a guy at my school called Willy Coming!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psymon Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 work with 2 guys called Doug Barnicle and Dave Wardrobe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanessa Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 I delivered a parcel to a Dr Death yesterday! A woman I work with is called Mrs Death !!!! Also a mate of mine is called P.C Pratt. Poor sod !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 A lot of the Chinese here have an English name (which they choose) as well as their Chinese name, so some of the English names are VERY hunourous. Can't remember some of the best ones atm (damn those beers ) but I use to have a supplier whose English name was Bacon Wang, also had a receptionist called Glory..... oh I use to chuckle every time I wished her a good morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 A woman I work with is called Mrs Death !!!! Also a mate of mine is called P.C Pratt. Poor sod !!! I would call that an omen if your working with Mrs Death...?! my old geography teacher was called Mr Pratt.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 A lot of the Chinese here have an English name (which they choose) as well as their Chinese name, so some of the English names are VERY hunourous. Can't remember some of the best ones atm (damn those beers ) but I use to have a supplier whose English name was Bacon Wang, also had a receptionist called Glory..... oh I use to chuckle every time I wished her a good morning My dad has an office in Shanghi and all the chinese people that work there have names like fred and bob etc so funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Couple of patients have had funny names. Mr Vigalante picked up his specs the other day, had Andrew Whore in for a Contact Lens check (Miss A. Whore!!). Opticians would find this funny (no one else will!) but had Mr Eyeless in for an eye test!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Couple of patients have had funny names. Mr Vigalante picked up his specs the other day, had Andrew Whore in for a Contact Lens check (Miss A. Whore!!). Opticians would find this funny (no one else will!) but had Mr Eyeless in for an eye test!! Was Andrew Whore a ladyboy?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bromy Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Talking about the chinese, i used to knock around with a lad called Rick Shaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Was Andrew Whore a ladyboy?! Doh! Was meant to say Andrea!! Dunno, she was alright like, hope she lives up to her name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psymon Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 I know a copper, called PC Crook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted November 27, 2005 Author Share Posted November 27, 2005 seeing the Death names. i knew a Mr De'ath, and he used to get annoyed when you said Mr Death calling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 When I was in the mob there was a techie with surname Plank and a guy called Colin Rapper. Boy his parents must have loved him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 er... and would that be pronounced as its spelt ? Not someone I know, but 'interesting' none the less German immigrant living in the States.... (First and "middle" names) Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy Zeus (Last name) Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralternwarengewissenhaf tschaferswesenchafewarenwholgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschut zenvonangereifenduchihrraubgiriigfeindewelchevorralternzwolf tausendjahresvorandieerscheinenbanderersteerdeemmeshedrraums chiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefah rthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelshegeha btbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevanver standigmenshlichkeittkonntevortpflanzenundsicherfreunanleben slamdlichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandere rintlligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum, . . . . Senior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 PMSL..at all the posts! God where do i start! Know of a bloke called Nick Blower who got married to a girl called Becky..so she became 'Becky Blower' A tv director called Darren Bender who owns a company called Bent Productions (dont worry i know his wife too he he) Im sure i know some more..but brains not firing on all cylinders at the mo (nothing unusual for me on a Sunday) Edit: a dear friend of mine who died was called Mitchell and his brother was called Grant (I called them Grant Mitchell, his Mum and Dad were called 'Gay' and 'Les' which always used to make me laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tepster Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 I have a customer called wayne kerr. And a chinese one called Yu Dai ! (you die) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 There's a lady in my company called Chic Slutz. Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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