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Ewen

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43", HDMI inputted, interlaced hi res blinged up hi tech work of art and what does she want on it ?

Im a celebrity, get me a career

Uks next top coke snortin slapper

The F word

Eastenders

I want to be a Hilton

and all the other streaming digital diorrhea.

 

Shes even got a telly upstairs, but 'its not the same watching it on my own'

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Im a celebrity, get me a career

'

 

PMSL

 

I thought Graham Norton was going to be on it!

 

'I'm a Queer Get Me Outa Here':drown:

 

I just watched 5 minutes of it during dinner...I reckon Sid Owen will quit before he gets voted off....(might last one week):stickpoke

 

Carol Thatcher and Jimmy Osmand will be there at the the end...right wheres the local betting office!!!!

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43", HDMI inputted, interlaced hi res blinged up hi tech work of art and what does she want on it ?

Im a celebrity, get me a career

Uks next top coke snortin slapper

The F word

Eastenders

I want to be a Hilton

and all the other streaming digital diorrhea.

 

Shes even got a telly upstairs, but 'its not the same watching it on my own'

 

 

So...is that the 435 or the new 436 then? :D

 

EDIT....ive got the same problem too....the missus doesnt miss a chance to occupy my 43" too...while im on here or sumthin! :D

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Although this shite is, well, shite, the money that comes in from such inane ideas is sprdeble incrdble...if I could only come up with a really peurile idea that appeals to women of a certain age Id be rich - how hard can it be

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Get this, last night on my lovely 52" Toshiba RPTV - the misses and two step daughters had the following on Sh*t Street - Benders - Sh*t Street - I'm a Celeb - Sh*t Street!

 

Why on earth is there any need to put Sh*t Street on 3 times in one f**kin night?

 

Sorry .. rant mode on!

 

I never get to watch my telly, if I put a film on ... I usually get moaned at because it's an action film and she wont enjoy it .. :blahblah:

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