Guest Scooby_Don't Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Watched Celtic beat Rangers 3-0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 8:00 - 10:00 Rang an enormous brass bell in the garden 10:00-12:00 Went to town. Ran round in circles in WH Smith's until thrown out. 12:00-1:37pm Caught, roasted and ate a badger. 1:37 - 3:00 Went home. Built a radio telescope in the garden. 3:00 - 5:20 Practised holding my breath. Ran round in the loft in metal shoes, eventually falling through the ceiling and hurting myself. 5:20 -6:40 Hospital visit. Insisted on stitching wounds with bootlaces. Physically restrained until calm. 6:40 - 9:00 Returned to garden for more bell-ringing. Glued neighbour's dog to the shed. 9:00- now. Relax. Pretty typical Saturday. This gets my prize for the funniest post I've seen 'ever'... you sir are a comedy genius and deserve a commission from BBC3 for a 12 part series... metal shoes?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrAngry Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 I took some rubbish to the tip that had been sitting for ages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chiefvinso Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Tried to get my double decat fitted but found that was a sensor of some type at the bottom of the first cat and there was no where to put it on the cat replacement pipe grrrrr, waste of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1980 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 there are loads of members who are selling theirs at the minute. Penguin has one up for sale he's in Wycombe not to far away from you I'm sure Penguins car is great, but I'm after an N/A and I can only afford about £4.5k I'm afraid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 I got pissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 speed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 I watched cartons yesterday for 12 hours, then drove home to watch more crap on the telly. Sma ething today with one hour down and 11 to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Swapped my old headlights over for a nice shiny new pair whilst cursing whoever said on here that it was a 5 minute job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Read a page from the Mirror from 24th June 1997. Best bit was the Brickish Rail artical.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Swapped my old headlights over for a nice shiny new pair whilst cursing whoever said on here that it was a 5 minute job! lol took out broken brake disk with a hammer!!! tt steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham S Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 first thing i did yesterday was get up and drop the kids down at the pool!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suprasport Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 yesterday, put fire out on new compressor, took it back to shop, had blazing row (with customers walking out), went home with new compressor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 first thing i did yesterday was get up and drop the kids down at the pool!! Are they your brown twins, Stinky and Smelly? Did they have a go on the log floom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gzaerojon Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 attempted to refelt and replace the rotten beams on my garrage roof (dont want the soop to get wet now do we) oh and miss the fcukin nail and hit fcukin thumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gzaerojon Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 oh and install electric heaters (without telling the bill payer) in the garage:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 I.......got out of bed and er.....watched tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merckx Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Lost me mobile phone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardiffSupra Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Spent most of yesterday working whilie thinking on how to shave the wife's 20 week puppy. She came home when I finally got the courage to do so....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 20, 2005 Author Share Posted November 20, 2005 thinking on how to shave the wife's puppy. What that a typo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 What that a typo? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 I watched cartons yesterday for 12 hours Milk cartons or orange juice cartons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 I went up the newsagents (two miles) via Cranborne (20 miles) I bought a newspaper and Banzai. Banzai has a nice phot of a convertible, chrome Mk IV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Jumped over pringles tins for a couple of hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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