The Friday Joke

[Bill Prawn]

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.

 

He figure's he'll have little fun.

 

Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"

 

Kiwi: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."

 

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"

 

Dog: "Doin' all right."

 

Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)

 

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the Kiwi)

 

Dog: "Yep"

 

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

 

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

 

Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)

 

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

 

Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."

 

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

 

Horse: "Cool"

 

Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)

 

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the Kiwi)

 

Horse: "Yep"

 

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

 

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes he down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

 

Kiwi: (total look of amazement)

 

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

 

Kiwi: "The sheep's a f*cking liar, don't believe a word he says

[KaoriFan]

lol

 

have to tell that to my NZ cousins

[Shovels]

v.funny

[Steve W]

VERY funny, but is there a reason it's not a WELSH Villager ???

[Bill Prawn]

VERY funny, but is there a reason it's not a WELSH Villager ???

 

Have you seen the size of CJ?

[Ian R]

[Ewen]

thats a good start to Friday

[Steve W]

Have you seen the size of CJ?

 

s'alright....just need to be a BIG SHEEP ! ! !

 

[only jokin' CJ................ooops]

[Guest chiefvinso]

You English have sheep too......... so why wasnt it an ENGLISH villager!!

[Steve W]

AAHHHHH but......

 

.....WELSH Lamb is so much juicier ! ! ! !

[Steve W]

only jokin' mate... we have more HORSES...

 

..... but they're FAR too risky

 

........and TALL ! ! !

[chilli]

It's not us English that have the reputation!!

[Guest chiefvinso]

I'm only joshing - we have tried horses but found the kick to the nads to be very effective by the ones that arent up for it!

 

Just out of curiosity, how far back does this rep go cos it is quite funny.