terribleturner Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Well seeing as my contract finishes end of March i'm gonna need something to pay for the mods on the Supra. I havn't really been looking yet, but i did come accross a job that interested me, plus it was slightly more money than i'm on. Just finishing off my CV as it's gotta be in by 6pm tomorrow and look what i didn't read Much of the time you will be engaged in viewing material that can seem monotonous and relentless, including a fair quantity of pornography. Some of this material will be in foreign languages, with an interpreter as necessary. Whilst you will see some of the more appealing material after your three month training period, you will also have to accustom yourself to the viewing of a considerable quantity of explicit sexual material. It should be emphasised that there is no choice over material viewed Nice:woot: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 where do i sign up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffvalenti Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 It's a tough job, James, and we salute those like yourself, that make the ultimate sacrifice and do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 What do you do James? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Yeah, I bet he'll be doing a fair amount of saluting himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted November 17, 2005 Author Share Posted November 17, 2005 Fingers crossed and all that, just trying to tweek my cv. The actual job in question is a "Film And Game Certificate Examiner". Should be fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprachargedtt Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 ...viewing of a considerable quantity of explicit sexual material. It should be emphasised that there is no choice over material viewed Sounds good but where does it say the sexual content contains females? just a point id like to clarify Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted November 17, 2005 Author Share Posted November 17, 2005 OH MY GOD!!!! didn't even think about that Well i guess that's what sick days are made for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Are you applying for a job at the BBFC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 I saw this advertised somewhere recently. Male Gay Porn movie critic I think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 I know someone at work who's mate used to package up x rated dvds.... he knew he'd seen it all when he packed up a copy of "trans-grans" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 I saw this advertised somewhere recently. Male Gay Porn movie critic I think? wonder where you read that then eh pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 I saw this advertised somewhere recently. Male Gay Porn movie critic I think? That should be right up your alley J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Fingers crossed and all that, just trying to tweek my cv. The actual job in question is a "Film And Game Certificate Examiner". Should be fun Are you sure you're not going to be employed to make the sound effects ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 when you say tweeking the cv , are you adding wanking as personal interests .lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 WOW! Didn't know you could get paid for doing what I do in my leisure time. Great Job and good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 James, I've done some work in the Obscene Pubs/Paedo unit looking at vids. Believe me mate watchin that stuff all day is totally soul destroying, and the LAST thing on your mind at the end of the day is sex. And before anyone comes out with some cheap shot...don't its one of the shittiest jobs I've ever had to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted November 18, 2005 Author Share Posted November 18, 2005 As RedM guessed it's for the BBFC, so the people who rate everything. Music, Games and Films. I'm kinda hoping it wont be too much pornography. I've already turned down one job that was for broadcasting various adult channels. I was just looking at the fact i can watch films and play games months before anyone else And no Peter, wanking will not go on my CV, just trying to decide if i should put a degree on it or not, and what one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 wanking will not go on my CV Well, not if you move it far enough away from the PC [/tmi] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Well, not if you move it far enough away from the PC [/tmi] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraHuman Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 when you say tweeking the cv , are you adding wanking as personal interests .lol I would have used that as the headline on my CV:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 As mentioned, it won't be all lovelyness! You'll get bored of it and won't be interested in porn or wanking when you've been doing it for a while!! So that'll ruin your social life!! Seriously, been discussing doing your hobby as a job for a while at work, I'd love a job involving cars (test driver or something), but would it mean I got bored of the supe when I got home? I used to love computers and was always upgrading mine, haven't touched it for 3 years now I'm a computer engineer!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 And no Peter, wanking will not go on my CV Why not? It's on mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 I used to love computers and was always upgrading mine, haven't touched it for 3 years now I'm a computer engineer!! Ditto. Except I'm on 2 years. I moved into Internet services from computers as it got so dull to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 As mentioned, it won't be all lovelyness! You'll get bored of it and won't be interested in porn or wanking when you've been doing it for a while!! So that'll ruin your social life!! Seriously, been discussing doing your hobby as a job for a while at work, I'd love a job involving cars (test driver or something), but would it mean I got bored of the supe when I got home? I used to love computers and was always upgrading mine, haven't touched it for 3 years now I'm a computer engineer!! VERY true mate, VERY true - the grass is always greener, or in this case - the ass is always eager ?!? Can't remember what program it was on, but the quote was 'when there's always cookies in the jar, where's the fun in cookies ?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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