Chris Wilson Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down. Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation. "Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?" The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise." Your going to love this.................... Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peking Duck" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 GRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!! Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby_doo_do Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Thats terrible Chris.... Come on... Your's are normally great...... Have another go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 glad to see that the standards are continuing to fall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sooper-supra Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Don't give up your day job Still - made me smile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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