Jake Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 Good news: My local Tesco have started doing 99RON fuel. It's only 91.9p/Ltr too. Thats just 86.9p per Litre if you do your shopping there! Not bad at all. Bad News: Got home from Tesco to find Mac our Great Dane had been taken i'll and has had a nasty attack of projectile diarrhea all over the front room carpet. :barf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 Got home from Tesco to find Mac our Great Dane had been taken i'll and has had a nasty attack of projectile diarrhea all over the front room carpet. :barf: Yeah I had that last night. Not on the living room carpet though I may add. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyotasuprauk Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 Oh dear, hope the carpet wasnt cream. I woudnt want to clear that up or I'd probably be sick to add to it. Still thats a really good price for 99ron, its 90.9 for 95 here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 10, 2005 Author Share Posted November 10, 2005 Yeah I had that last night. Something you ate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 Sorry to hear about Mac And your carpet! Gaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 Something you ate? My parents cooking. Tasted ok going in. The smell of my arse nearly knocked me unconcious 60 mins later though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 10, 2005 Author Share Posted November 10, 2005 My parents cooking. Tasted ok going in. The smell of my arse nearly knocked me unconcious 60 mins later though.Do you want to come round and clean my carpet then? You won't notice the smell so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 Do you want to come round and clean my carpet then? You won't notice the smell so much. Nah it's ok. I've experienced dog squits before : puke: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 We had that with our dug, sad thing was it was whilst we were out and she did it right behind the front door. Key in door, open door and proceed to spread it right across the font hall and that's when we decided to invest in a Vax. Mind you, ours is a westie......the mind boggles at the mess a great dane would make Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 Is that Tesco in Havant? Regular is 87.9 now around here!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffvalenti Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 Hope Mac is felling better soon, Jake. It's so worrying when they're taken ill, you just feel so helpless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 at least he didn't try to eat it. My mates dog used to try and clean up it's own accidents. Nothing like witnessing a dog eating it's own waste first thing in the morning. Yummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 10, 2005 Author Share Posted November 10, 2005 Is that Tesco in Havant? Yeah, Havant. Good news, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 LOL thats not good, he is the perfect height as well to do maximum damage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 at least he didn't try to eat it. My mates dog used to try and clean up it's own accidents. Nothing like witnessing a dog eating it's own waste first thing in the morning. Yummy. EEeeeew! Reminds me of the Pulp Fiction quote. [VINCENT] You want some bacon? [JULES] No, man, I don't eat pork. [VINCENT] Are you Jewish ? [JULES] No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all. [VINCENT] Why not? [JULES] Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. [VINCENT] But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good... [JULES] Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal. I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces. [VINCENT] How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces [JULES] I don't eat dog either [VINCENT] Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? [JULES] I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty. But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way. [VINCENT] So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true? [JULES] We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'? Our dog ate 100 quid once. We managed to get 80 quid back. The bank wasn't best pleased with it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 Bollocks to the petrol Jake, how's the dog? Better I hope? Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraHuman Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 EEeeeew! Reminds me of the Pulp Fiction quote. [VINCENT] You want some bacon? [JULES] No, man, I don't eat pork. [VINCENT] Are you Jewish ? [JULES] No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all. [VINCENT] Why not? [JULES] Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. [VINCENT] But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good... [JULES] Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal. I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces. [VINCENT] How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces [JULES] I don't eat dog either [VINCENT] Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? [JULES] I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty. But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way. [VINCENT] So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true? [JULES] We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'? Our dog ate 100 quid once. We managed to get 80 quid back. The bank wasn't best pleased with it though. Nice one m8.love that movie.you just made me dig it out from my dvd collection and watch it again, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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