michael Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: £1.50 Chicken Sandwich: £2.50 H@nd Job: £10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am.". The man replies "Well wash your hands you dirty b!tch, I want a cheese sandwich!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 lol i like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 The friday funnies begin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADD Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 excellant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chiefvinso Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Would have extra cheese if she doesnt wash her hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 pmsl!! thats the best joke i've heard all year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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