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Learn to speak HULL!


Mad Matt

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This'll probably grate on a few nerves! :scare:

 

But, my friends like Jim and Daz are from that way, so if they see the funny side of it, we're safe! :eyebrows:

 

Learn to Speak Hull....

 

 

 

Surfer - Posh name for a settee

 

Merce curd - Obsolete radio communications

 

Mama mia - Here I am Mother.

 

Myrrh-bile - My other telephone

 

Me lickle perny - A toy horse

 

A terld-a-merl - I informed everyone

 

Perch deg - A snack, usually on terst.

 

Spurts clairs - Garments worn by athletes.

 

Meolidiz - My annual vacation

 

Yerolidiz - Your annual vacation

 

Erk - A type of wood

 

Yer sir slur - You are not very quick

 

Rail smerl - Not very big

 

Burla cherries - "Life is just a................"

 

Rerm - Capital of Italy

 

Kirk-a-curler - A fizzy drink, usually served curled.

 

Burn idol - Extreme laziness

 

Bains out larkin' - The children are out playing

 

Gunna snerr - Winter weather expected

 

Rerd rage - Disgruntled drivers

 

Perm - A composition in verse

 

Yer mammal ner - Your Mother will have the information

 

The Nerth Pearl - The most northerly point on Earth

 

Erm Sweet Erm - One's place of residence

 

Oi! Gerreer! - Please approach me

 

Nerz kern - The pointed end of a rocket

 

Fern Curls - Telecommunications

 

The Perp - Head of the Catholic Church

 

Yer jerkin' - I don't believe you

 

Lerds 'n lerds - Plenty

 

British Erm Stairs - Well known department store

 

Pearls - People from Poland

 

Err nerr! - An expression of dismay

 

Goin' on rerd - Going shopping

 

Gorra curled - I have the sniffles

 

Farv - Number between four and six

 

Owziz - Dwellings

 

Narn - Number between eight and ten

 

Sarder - Alcoholic beverage, made with apples

 

Wiv - In addition to Wivverensea - Popular East Coast resort

 

Doe - You walk through them, usually in owziz

 

Poke - Meat from a pig

 

Flow - Opposite to ceiling

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That is so true... I used to live with a lad from Hull... I'm from the North East, and hopefully used to strange accents (every 'northern' town has one!) but theirs is not of this earth....! I couldn't believe it when I met him.... I thought he was taking the piss!

 

No offence to any Hullians like... I've heard The Tower is a lovely establishment.. :eyebrows:

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Newsflash, from Jim_supra:

 

Just spoke to him on the phone and he uttered this remark:

 

"I am a lover of poodles"

 

Now I think that was a bit harsh, dont you?

 

Dear Moderators, please ban this urchin immediately, before he slams some other accent/location.

 

What is the world coming to?

 

Bloody kids

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