Supralookin Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 http://etcetera.pixelfx.org/me/avatars/bullshit.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 Right I see, so the technical conscensus is that by borrowing your battery on Friday, I drained your battery. I then put this drained battery back in your car on Friday and you drove the car on Saturday, Sunday, and today. Part way through you driving today the car wouldn't start, and this is because I drained the battery on Friday. Right-o. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Carl0s. How could you do such a thing. You evil man! Purposely draining the battery. tut tut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 Carl0s. How could you do such a thing. You evil man! Purposely draining the battery. tut tut. I know.. it's shocking. Check this out.. I have also done the following: 1. Taken £20 notes from the bitches purse. Which half an hour later she remembers spending the night before. 2. Swapped her J-spec rear disks for my UK ones. 3. Nicked dash-bulbs, because I told her I had some which needed replacing too, and when she got in she couldn't see any that were out. 4. Number 1 again. 5. Brought her cigarettes downstairs and emptied the packet into mine. We found her packet 10 minutes later by the front door where I was reading my mail. All of the above comes with major earache and character defamation. Now anyone might think from the above that I have some kind of dishonest history, but no. Not in the slightest. It's time for an executive decision.. I am single again! Woo Hoo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Bet she let she'd you watch Fifth gear though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supralookin Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Eh? When were you ever not single you fool. When did I ever give you the impression we were (urgghh) an item:notme: F%ck Bud x What would all my other b/f's think! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 if you want your rear diff and a/c condensor back you'd better give me my sideskirts back or pay for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Get a room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 Get a room She'll even be believing I've got her engine next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supralookin Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 I suggest you just keep the £100 I GAVE TO YOU just for coming to collect a car with me and shut up. Most people I know wouldn't have even taken the money, being friends. Hey anyone else fancy £100?! LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 FFS Carl, don't be such a bastard. She probably knows you drained all the Dilithium from her battery when you borrowed it. I'm sure you're aware that it can take several days for the dilithium crystals to recover from the severe draining a UK spec supra would put on a j-spec battery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 FFS Carl, don't be such a bastard. She probably knows you drained all the Dilithium from her battery when you borrowed it. I'm sure you're aware that it can take several days for the dilithium crystals to recover from the severe draining a UK spec supra would put on a j-spec battery. Jake I am absolutely sick to death of being accused of doing absurd things like stealing. She was ringing me while I was sat at a customers desk "THE BATTERY IS FLAT." and I'm like "right.. they're probably just trying to sell you a battery". Then I'm getting text messages calling me a theif! I have the receipt here for the new calcium-technology (?!) battery I bought from Halfords yesterday for £55.99. How fuckin' wierd. Wouldn't you get fed up of someone turning on you like that.. basically calling you a theif and then realising they were wrong, but nonetheless going mental at you...? Right so Emma, you can have the £100 back out of the money you loaned me but said I could keep after I drove the 8hr round trip to London with you twice and took two days off work. I'll have my skirts back and sell them here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 FFS Carl, don't be such a bastard. She probably knows you drained all the Dilithium from her battery when you borrowed it. I'm sure you're aware that it can take several days for the dilithium crystals to recover from the severe draining a UK spec supra would put on a j-spec battery. Stop it Jake that's not helping. Funny as it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 I'm starting to think that Carl0s and Supralookin are the same person... only dressed differently at odd times of the day..possibly with a limp and a squint... a singing along to a Spoon Full Of Sugar at the top of their voice praying that the neighbours will call out the local funny farm to take them to somewhere quiter where the voices aren't so loud...and they get custard on Tuesdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 I'm starting to think that Carl0s and Supralookin are the same person... only dressed differently at odd times of the day..possibly with a limp and a squint... a singing along to a Spoon Full Of Sugar at the top of their voice praying that the neighbours will call out the local funny farm to take them to somewhere quiter where the voices aren't so loud...and they get custard on Tuesdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 You both werent clear on what the relationship meant to each of you. You both are emotionally involved and do not mean what you are saying. At the end of the day everyone knows a pair of side skirts will always be taken over a condensor and so both should move on with your lifes. Carlos will always have his Porn collection and his Car, SupraLookin will always have her Car and her friend 'disco dick'. This event can only make you better people and both move on with your life. Thanks Deidrie Message from me James........still waiting for pic with loaf of bread on your head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Carlos, i dont know you very well...in fact not at all! id say you have similar luck to me with the ladies....hehe hope you cheer up soon mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 Carlos, i dont know you very well...in fact not at all! id say you have similar luck to me with the ladies....hehe You mean you keep picking the wrong ones too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 You mean you keep picking the wrong ones too? aye - always - use you and ya car, take yer money and sh@g ya mate behind ya back! lovely (funny, never been accused of being a thief - i expect i have that to look forward to!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supralookin Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 aye - always - use you and ya car, take yer money and sh@g ya mate behind ya back! lovely (funny, never been accused of being a thief - i expect i have that to look forward to!) I have my own car, he has no money and I've never met one of his friends! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supralookin Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 FFS Carl, don't be such a bastard. She probably knows you drained all the Dilithium from her battery when you borrowed it. I'm sure you're aware that it can take several days for the dilithium crystals to recover from the severe draining a UK spec supra would put on a j-spec battery. Hit the nail on the head there:yes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supralookin Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Jake I am absolutely sick to death of being accused of doing absurd things like stealing. She was ringing me while I was sat at a customers desk "THE BATTERY IS FLAT." and I'm like "right.. they're probably just trying to sell you a battery". Then I'm getting text messages calling me a theif! I have the receipt here for the new calcium-technology (?!) battery I bought from Halfords yesterday for £55.99. How fuckin' wierd. Wouldn't you get fed up of someone turning on you like that.. basically calling you a theif and then realising they were wrong, but nonetheless going mental at you...? Right so Emma, you can have the £100 back out of the money you loaned me but said I could keep after I drove the 8hr round trip to London with you twice and took two days off work. I'll have my skirts back and sell them here. Carl0s, you sound like a whining little boy the way you go on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Christ Carl0s - she seems mad - wait til she finds out you swapped engines:shrug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supralookin Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 You both werent clear on what the relationship meant to each of you. You both are emotionally involved and do not mean what you are saying. At the end of the day everyone knows a pair of side skirts will always be taken over a condensor and so both should move on with your lifes. Carlos will always have his Porn collection and his Car, SupraLookin will always have her Car and her friend 'disco dick'. This event can only make you better people and both move on with your life. Thanks Deidrie Message from me James........still waiting for pic with loaf of bread on your head I don't mean to be rude whitesupraboy but please don't assume Carl0s & I were in a "relationship". I just thought havin him come over, getting a bit drunk, playing dress up and sticking my lesbian porn on was fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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