Bill Prawn Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 A lonely spinster, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: "HUSBAND WANTED, must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still be good in bed! All applicants apply in person." On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. The woman said: "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs!" The old man smiled: "Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She snorted: "You don't have any arms either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently: "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman beamed a broad smile and said "I rang the doorbell didn't I ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboldham Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 oh dear. fairly armless I suppose R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 ha ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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