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Proper use of the F word


JohnA

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[taken from another forum, hope it's not a repost here]

 

We all know that it isn't polite to use the F-word. However, there have been ten times in history where the "F" word has been acceptable for use:

 

10. "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Look at all them f___ing Indians!" - Custer, 1877

8. "Any f___ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6. "How the f___ did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered f___ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f___'s going to find out?"- Bill Clinton, 1999

 

 

And Number 1 . . . drum roll please . . . .

 

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f___ing mad." -Saddam Hussein, 2003

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There quite a few missing from that list :

 

"The gas bill is how F***ing much?" - Adolf Hitler

"What F***ing log?" - Donald Campbell

"Can anyone else smell F***ing petrol?" - Captain of the Challenger

"What the F*** was that? " - Captain of the Titanic

"F***ing Feet don't fail me now!" - Chief saftey engineer, Chernobyl

"What's with the F***ing ice pick?" - Leon Trotsky

"Well that was money well F***ing spent" - Colin Pillenger

"Is it just me or is it getting a bit F***ing nippy ?" Captain Oats

"How much F***ing horse power at the flywheel?" - Jake :p

 

Nod.

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