TrickTT Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 An ugly man walked into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asked the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replied the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?" . . . . . "Dunno...Never found her head" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 LMAO!!!! Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supragold Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Sick yet funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR.B Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 LOL that's a good'un Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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