merckx Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Just answered the door to the DHL delivery bloke to get a parcel. There's a Volvo Police Patrol car sitting right infront of the driveway doing speed checks. He's got his car parked behind my van on the main road, I've got the Supra parked a little further down the driveway which he was staring at while I was signing for the parcel. He said I just need to give him a shout and he'll move his car to let me out. Seeing I was a litlle naughty (160 leptons) 10 days ago on the motorway about a mile away I've decided to wait in the house till he's gone, that way he'll not see the small front plate. I didn't see any camera's or anything , wished I hadn't gone that quick though. I'm wondering why he was staring at the car, thought he might have shouted over nice car or something. I'll definately shit myself if he knocks on the door, please go away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 LOL! guilt is nasty isnt it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supRo Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Make him a cup of tea or coffee, then if he spots the small plate - He may feel a little guilty about getting you in trouble as you've neen nice to him. Mabe some jaffa cakes too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Open the window and lob eggs and flour out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
attilauk Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 If he was going to do anything he'd have done it by now. I'd stay in too though, no point tempting fate ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 beleverly hills cop moment coming me thinks??? tt steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 M, sneak behind his car and let his tyres down or do what they'd do in the movies and chain his rear bumper to a lamp post, then jump in the Supra and wheel spin away at speed hope Dug's not listening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 I'd go with the coffee route, but spike it with LSD and shop him when he pulls off In all seriousness, theres not a lot of traffic cops round here, be nice. One day your kindness will pay off after he lets you off doing 120 Gaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Wear a white shirt, cover it in ketchup and, if he does knock, answer the door with a knife in your hands. Trust me, he'll see the funny side! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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