Jake Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 SAN FRANSISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP THE CONCEPT OF IRONY SAN FRANSISCO - We spoke to Jay Fullmer, 38, who became the first American to get to grips with the concept of irony yesterday. "It was weird," Fullmer said, "I was in London and, like, talking to this guy and it was raining and shit and he said, like, great weather, or something like that." Said Fullmer: "And I thought - wait a minute, it's like, no way this is great weather." Fullmer soon realised that the other man's 'mistake' was deliberate. "This guy was pretty cool about it," Fullmer said. Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, planned to use irony himself in future. "I'm like saying it all the time." he said. "Weekend last I was like grilling steaks and I like burned them to shit so I turned to my wife and said 'great weather'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Jake, I never thought I'd see you slip up and post a 2+ year old "The Onion" story mate If Date(objJakesJoke) -Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 If Date(objJakesJoke) LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getrag Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Hehe x 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 It may be old but I've not seen it before. It made me spit bits of tuna sandwich over my keybord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted October 11, 2005 Author Share Posted October 11, 2005 If Date(objJakesJoke) Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 lmao @ Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 If Date(objJakesJoke) pmsl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 You're a funny man Ian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Of course that would actually be sarcasm and not irony - which I guess proves a yank wrote the joke... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 "Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is?" "Yeah, it's just like goldy, and bronzey, but it's irony." Blackadder III. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Adult-Entertainment Industry Donates $100,000 In Charity Sex To Hurricane Victims October 5, 2005 | Issue 41•40 VAN NUYS, CA—Citing the need for a "nationwide outpouring of love," the American Adult Entertainment Foundation announced Monday that it will donate $100,000 worth of charity sex to the victims of Hurricane Katrina. "We have truckloads of willing, wild, and wet porn-industry professionals heading to refugee centers right now to take it in every hole from Katrina survivors," said AAEF spokeslut Vivica Vixxxen. "We're ready for a no-holes-barred orgy of disaster-relief action." Vixxxen added: "Of course, we'll wait until the victims are rehydrated and rested up enough to manage it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 If Date(objJakesJoke) Classic!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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imi Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 LMFAO QUALITY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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