penguin Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 I was driving down the M50 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk, asked: "Runway too short ?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work." To which he asked, "What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet." Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?" To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Speeding ticket: €105.00 Penalty Points : 3 Court costs: €45 Look on copper's face: Priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
si wants supra Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Nice one mate - Class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 I didn't know british cops gave fines in Euro's... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyJawa Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 its gotta be its soooooooooooooooooooooooo old! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 ... and so bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Lucky I'm only 5'9"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted October 7, 2005 Author Share Posted October 7, 2005 lol, yeah thats the arsehole that got away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Lucky I'm only 5'9"! Shortass I thought you had to be 6ft to be a cop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris aka fonz Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 very good , first time ive heard that ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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