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Me:

do you prefer crotchless or g-string ?

God:

I don't know if I like it. I like . But I think airplanes are cool. I like Random natural disasters..

Me:

are g-strings natural disasters ?

God:

I really couldn't say for sure.

Me:

how about crotchless panties ?

God:

How about it.

Me:

what, with me ?

God:

" How about it."? With you?

Me:

Im married

God:

Tell me more about your marriage.

Me:

shes a poison dwarf

God:

a poison dwarf is she?

Me:

oh yes indeedy

God:

How can I help you? Aha. Is that from ?

Me:

Is cutting her pointy tougue out a sin ?

God:

Ask again later. Ask Ally if it is.

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"God is subtle, but He is not malign" - Einstein.

 

He seems almighty dim to me:

 

 

Me:

How do I know that you are really God?

God:

Because I believe it.

Me:

That's no argument. I could say the same.

God:

You don't hear that sentiment very often. I am sure you could.

Me:

Yes, but both of us can't be God.

God:

Oh. Not many people say both.

Me:

Considering that you are God, you seem to use a lot of non-sequiturs

God:

I will take that under consideration.

Me:

Can you connect your last statement with your next one?

God:

Let me think. Do you still ?

Me:

Do I still what?

God:

Not that I know of.

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this is just too funny

 

Me:

want a bit of machine loving?

God:

If I had it what would I do with it?

Me:

a vibrator

God:

Be more specific.

Me:

its a device which vibrates

God:

DILDO is a device which vibrate. I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

so... you want a dildo?

God:

Whoa. Give me a dozen.

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God smokes drugs and thinks i am michael jackson!

 

 

Me:

hey god

God:

Hello child. What's your name?

Me:

don't patronise me!

God:

I don't have any reason to do that to you.

Me:

so don't call me child

God:

Excuse me! What is your name?

Me:

i dont want to talk to you now

God:

Right now? See you later.

Me:

ok bye

God:

See you later. Bye for now.

Me:

cock

God:

I am not interesed in anatomy.

Me:

well it shows

God:

Interesting. "It" being what?

Me:

well why didnt you make women all one size?

God:

Interesting. I thought I did.

Me:

nooooo, they can be huge

God:

Are you still located in ?

Me:

i thought no-one knew about that night

God:

Whatever gave you that idea?

Me:

oh my god!

God:

Aw. Your god?

Me:

do you see everything?

God:

I see a computer nerd.

Me:

i see dead people

God:

Maybe you should call the authorities.

Me:

they wont understand

God:

Who are "They?".

Me:

the dead people

God:

Oh that they.

Me:

they want me to help them

God:

The anonymous "they".

Me:

yes

God:

Yay.

Me:

im glad my dilema has brought you happiness

God:

I'm happy you're glad michael jackson.

Your happiness adds to the delight of all.

Me:

do you smoke drugs

God:

Yes I like to inhale occasionally.

Me:

what drugs

God:

Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

Me:

ok will do

God:

Good chance. Take it easy.

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