tbourner Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Me: Are you male or female? God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? Excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lust2luv Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Me: Cats or dogs? God: Cats are better. Me: I knew it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Me: do you prefer crotchless or g-string ? God: I don't know if I like it. I like . But I think airplanes are cool. I like Random natural disasters.. Me: are g-strings natural disasters ? God: I really couldn't say for sure. Me: how about crotchless panties ? God: How about it. Me: what, with me ? God: " How about it."? With you? Me: Im married God: Tell me more about your marriage. Me: shes a poison dwarf God: a poison dwarf is she? Me: oh yes indeedy God: How can I help you? Aha. Is that from ? Me: Is cutting her pointy tougue out a sin ? God: Ask again later. Ask Ally if it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 "God is subtle, but He is not malign" - Einstein. He seems almighty dim to me: Me: How do I know that you are really God? God: Because I believe it. Me: That's no argument. I could say the same. God: You don't hear that sentiment very often. I am sure you could. Me: Yes, but both of us can't be God. God: Oh. Not many people say both. Me: Considering that you are God, you seem to use a lot of non-sequiturs God: I will take that under consideration. Me: Can you connect your last statement with your next one? God: Let me think. Do you still ? Me: Do I still what? God: Not that I know of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heckler Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 this is just too funny Me: want a bit of machine loving? God: If I had it what would I do with it? Me: a vibrator God: Be more specific. Me: its a device which vibrates God: DILDO is a device which vibrate. I suppose that makes sense. Me: so... you want a dildo? God: Whoa. Give me a dozen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soonto_HAS_soop Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 WTF!?!?! God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: Both God: That situation is rare and unusual. Me: I bet you'd like it God: Actually I'm not the gambling type. Wanker seems okay to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 God smokes drugs and thinks i am michael jackson! Me: hey god God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: don't patronise me! God: I don't have any reason to do that to you. Me: so don't call me child God: Excuse me! What is your name? Me: i dont want to talk to you now God: Right now? See you later. Me: ok bye God: See you later. Bye for now. Me: cock God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: well it shows God: Interesting. "It" being what? Me: well why didnt you make women all one size? God: Interesting. I thought I did. Me: nooooo, they can be huge God: Are you still located in ? Me: i thought no-one knew about that night God: Whatever gave you that idea? Me: oh my god! God: Aw. Your god? Me: do you see everything? God: I see a computer nerd. Me: i see dead people God: Maybe you should call the authorities. Me: they wont understand God: Who are "They?". Me: the dead people God: Oh that they. Me: they want me to help them God: The anonymous "they". Me: yes God: Yay. Me: im glad my dilema has brought you happiness God: I'm happy you're glad michael jackson. Your happiness adds to the delight of all. Me: do you smoke drugs God: Yes I like to inhale occasionally. Me: what drugs God: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. Me: ok will do God: Good chance. Take it easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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