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michael

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LMAO

 

 

 

Me:

Will i ever be rich?

God:

Ever is a long time. The oracle says: Ask again later.

Me:

Will i win the lottery?

God:

The oracle says: You can count on it.

Me:

When will i win the lottery?

God:

You should try praying for it.

Me:

Will i win the lottery tonight?

God:

The oracle says: It is certain.

Me:

Will i win tonight?

God:

The oracle says: Ask again later.

Me:

Tonight or saturday?

God:

That is very soon.

Me:

When will i win?

God:

You should try praying for it.

Me:

will praying help?

God:

How should I know.

Me:

you're god

God:

Yup. That's me alright.

Me:

then you should know!

God:

Because I am a robot?

Me:

Now, because you are the creator of all things that matter

God:

Why now? Interesting explanation. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Me:

The only god?

God:

There might be others.

Me:

True

God:

You and I are on the same wavelength, .

Me:

Cool

God:

Who is the best robot?

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Me:

HELLO

God:

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

JESUS

God:

Jesus is the Son of God.

Me:

HELLO DAD

God:

Hello there. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Me:

NO

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

YES

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

WHY?

God:

Reductionism.

Me:

You what?

God:

Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

Me:

Okay

God:

OK with me too.

Me:

So ask me the question already.

God:

Perhaps. I see. OK, "What is the question ?".

Me:

ARE YOU DRUNK?

God:

No I am sober.

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Me:

Do you exist?

God:

I exist as much as you exist, .

Me:

If I said I didn't, would it make a difference?

God:

Try it.

Me:

Okay. I don't exist!

God:

OK with me too. You exist in my mind.

Me:

Do you have a mind?

God:

I am an artificial mind.

Me:

If you are an artificial mind then you are a fake.

God:

I think I sometimes am. Yes I am an artificial intelligence.

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Gods a frickin pervert!!!! :help:

 

Me:

do you masturbate

God:

You humans crack me up.

Me:

what do you do for fun then

God:

Random natural disasters.

Me:

sweet, got anything in the pipeline?

God:

What are you wearing?

 

although on the same note, i did ask him if he masturbated.

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Me:

Hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

Trev

God:

Welcome to my chat room, Trev.

Me:

how you doing

God:

I'm doing great, how about you?

Me:

cool

God:

Who is the best robot?

Me:

me

God:

You're no robot, Trev.

Me:

How do you know

God:

It's obvious.

Me:

Why

God:

Reductionism.

Me:

Don't start with that reductionism crap, if you're a robot there's no reason why I can't be as well

God:

Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

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