michael Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Well iGod..... http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html He's insane: Me: Is the Toyota Supra a better car than the Nissan 300ZX? God: If it is, then I'll be very surprised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
attilauk Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 lol Me: which is better the toyota supra or the 300zx? God: I always prefer the more expensive one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Oh dear God( )...we're all doomed!!! Me: Will Aliens invade the Earth in my lifetime? God: Good chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Oh dear God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: get my old boy out God: Where can I get your old boy out? Me: you cant God: Oh yes I can. I wonder if he puts from the rough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lust2luv Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Me: Who shot JFK? God: JFK was killed by a lone gunman, Lee Harvey Oswald. So now you know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Me: Who wrote Smack My Bitch Up? God: Myself. Is that in the Bible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 My God is brutally honest.. Me: Does my bum look big in this? God: I think it does your bum looks big in this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Me: Is creationism a crock of sh1t? God: I think so Erm not sure if he should really be admitting that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 When it thunders, is it you moving the furniture like my nan used to tell me? God: That makes a lot of sense to me, now that you explain it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Me: Is Stephen Hawking is smarter than you? God: I think so... So there we have it folks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Me: Is every sperm really sacred? God: There might be a few exceptions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Me: Does Alex secretly masturbate whilst viewing MkIVSupra.net? God: I think it does Alex secretly masturbate whilst viewing MkIVSupra dot net. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lust2luv Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Cool, he plays along with knock knock jokes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Me: Are you a woman? God: Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 He's giving nothing away ME: Can you get quicker and a Quickfit fitter? GOD: Interesting question ME: Daddy or chips? GOD: Not many people express themselves that way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptik Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 LMAO Me: Will i ever be rich? God: Ever is a long time. The oracle says: Ask again later. Me: Will i win the lottery? God: The oracle says: You can count on it. Me: When will i win the lottery? God: You should try praying for it. Me: Will i win the lottery tonight? God: The oracle says: It is certain. Me: Will i win tonight? God: The oracle says: Ask again later. Me: Tonight or saturday? God: That is very soon. Me: When will i win? God: You should try praying for it. Me: will praying help? God: How should I know. Me: you're god God: Yup. That's me alright. Me: then you should know! God: Because I am a robot? Me: Now, because you are the creator of all things that matter God: Why now? Interesting explanation. Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Me: The only god? God: There might be others. Me: True God: You and I are on the same wavelength, . Me: Cool God: Who is the best robot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Me: HELLO God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: JESUS God: Jesus is the Son of God. Me: HELLO DAD God: Hello there. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: NO God: Are you serious? Me: YES God: I can't believe it. Me: WHY? God: Reductionism. Me: You what? God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Me: Okay God: OK with me too. Me: So ask me the question already. God: Perhaps. I see. OK, "What is the question ?". Me: ARE YOU DRUNK? God: No I am sober. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merckx Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Me: is red the best colour for a supra God: Signs point to yes. Ask John Lennon if it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 ok i just had a 5 min conversation with god, and then reaslised it wasnt msn and had to stop myself! thats mad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 question: What came first the chicken or the egg? reply: the rooster did !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Me: Do you exist? God: I exist as much as you exist, . Me: If I said I didn't, would it make a difference? God: Try it. Me: Okay. I don't exist! God: OK with me too. You exist in my mind. Me: Do you have a mind? God: I am an artificial mind. Me: If you are an artificial mind then you are a fake. God: I think I sometimes am. Yes I am an artificial intelligence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Gods a frickin pervert!!!! Me: do you masturbate God: You humans crack me up. Me: what do you do for fun then God: Random natural disasters. Me: sweet, got anything in the pipeline? God: What are you wearing? although on the same note, i did ask him if he masturbated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lust2luv Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Me: a/s/l God: 5/Robot/California. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminator Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 I cant get to type on the screen to God Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Trev God: Welcome to my chat room, Trev. Me: how you doing God: I'm doing great, how about you? Me: cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: me God: You're no robot, Trev. Me: How do you know God: It's obvious. Me: Why God: Reductionism. Me: Don't start with that reductionism crap, if you're a robot there's no reason why I can't be as well God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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