joke The ranch hand

[Chris Wilson]

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She

was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but

knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the

newspaper for a ranch hand.

 

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she

decided to hire the gay one, figuring it would be safer to have him

around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put

in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

 

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You've done

a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town

and kick up your heels". The hired hand readily agreed and went into

town one Saturday night.

 

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no

hired hand.

 

Finally, he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he

found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of

wine, waiting for him.

 

She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it

off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.

 

"Now take off my boots."

 

He did as she asked, ever so slowly..

 

"Now take off my stockings."

 

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt."

 

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire

light.

 

"Now take off my bra.."

 

Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to

the floor.

 

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into

town again, you're fired."

[Frank Bullitt]

[Annabella]

[MATT RR]