Bill Prawn Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released - New LP -Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available now" Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop. "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window." "Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you." The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the earphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognised none of those." "I'm sorry Sir", says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes." The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it", he says, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!" "I'm terribly sorry, Sir" says the young man, "perhaps if you'd like to step into the booth again, you could have 5 more minutes." Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth. Five minutes later, he comes out again, clearly agitated. "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I have recognised none of the wasps on this LP." "I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant, "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 You've been away to long Bill [thread=46249]WASP JOKE[/thread] Have a good trip back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve W Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Not Bill's fault ! ! There needs to be a special "REPOST OLD JOKE ?" button in the "Advanced Search" bit [anyway, i hadn't heard either of them Bill and NEITHER of them had to resort to RudeNess ! ! !. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .but they were OK other than that ] . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Still funny none the less Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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