Chris Wilson Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really." "What about that eye patch?" “Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them **** in my eye." "You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird ****." "Well, embarrassing question that, it was my first day with the hook you see...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mk4Gaz Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Old but gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyson Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjam92 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Terrible....but in a good way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pete Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 I wonder how he got on trying to wipe his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted January 4, 2018 Author Share Posted January 4, 2018 My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night I replied ''I was looking for cheap flights for next season'' She then said, ''I love you'' started to get all excited, promptly undressed and we ended up having the most amazing sexual extravaganza. Which is all a bit strange as she has never shown any interest in darts before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjam92 Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 Awful Keep them coming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Bullitt Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 Very good Mr Wilson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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