tbourner Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her Thighs Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front ...but she didn't wear that one very often Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread. Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you dickhead. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "F*** him, He's only an egg. Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's ass and turned it's wool to nylon Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay. Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill And now there's little Franky. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own. Little Boy Blew. Hey. He needed the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 my two favourite ones: Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her Thighs Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front ...but she didn't wear that one very often Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you dickhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptik Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Brilliant! I couldn't remember some of them but thats jogged my memory. Excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tepster Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 you been hanging round playgrounds again?? reminded me of a few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soonto_HAS_soop Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay. Surely that would make him Bi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "F*** him, He's only an egg. Why is Humpty always potrayed as an egg? It doesn't say anything about him being an egg in the nursery rhyme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Mary had a little pig, The sow was always gruntin', So she tied it to a five barred gate, And kicked its f*****g c*** in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Jake, It's due to the rhyme actually being a riddle. The *cough* obvious answer as to why they couldn't put him together again is because he was an egg. Not that it makes any more sense but.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own. My all-time favourite, passed from generation to generation. In honour of this thread, I have composed the following ditty: Mary had a little lamb Much more than just a pet And photos of it sh*gging her Are on the internet. Yours childishly Cliff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 lol! nice one Cliff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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