Jake Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Woman wakes up after vaginal surgery, where she had her labia trimmed and a general tighten up, to find three roses at the bottom of her bed. She asks a nurse where they came from, and the nurse tells her that the first rose was from the surgeon for being such a model patient. The second rose was from her husband who was looking forward to trying the new, tighter her "...and the third?"' she asked... "That's from Mr Smith in the Burns Unit to thank you for his new ears" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sim Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 that is good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 and the woman complained why is everyone talking to me like a tw*t ? Sorry thats even worse :thumbdown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Oh bugger, I was going to post that.....cept it was Joan Collins and the third rose was from Nicki Lauda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letmeshowyou Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 i wonder if its possible to have that done? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted September 28, 2005 Author Share Posted September 28, 2005 i wonder if its possible to have that done? lolThinking of a present for your Mrs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 i wonder if its possible to have that done? lol What? Have beef curtains made into ears? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 I feel sick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letmeshowyou Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Thinking of a present for your Mrs? no, my ex actually. I hope she doesnt google herself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digsy Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 I hope she doesnt google herself! Hey, everyone does it. It's only natural and she won't go blind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt cook Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 haa.....i dont relly get it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLicense Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 no, my ex actually. I hope she doesnt google herself! If you post her name up.... I'm sure a few of us will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Hey, everyone does it. It's only natural and she won't go blind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Hey, everyone does it. It's only natural and she won't go blind. my Brail keyboard proves that this theory is bollox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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