Class One Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 > A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following items: > 1 bar of soap > 1 tube of toothpaste > 1 toothbrush > 1 loaf of bread > 1 pint of milk > 1 apple > 1 banana > 1 orange > 1 plum > 1 grapefruit > 1 tomato > 1 lettuce > 1 cabbage > 1 baking potato > 1 kraft single > 1 samosa > 1 vegetable pakora > 1 muesli bar > 1 pie > 1 frozen pizza > 1 single frozen dinner > > The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. > > He is carrying a basket with a 12 pack of Miller, a pizza and some Wagon Wheels. > > As she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single eh ?" > > The girl smiles sheepishly and replies > > "How did you guess ?" > > He looks at her, straight in the eyes and gently says > > "Because you're minging" > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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