RedM Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 This blokes wife is in an accident and goes into hospital. She slips into a coma and stays that way for months. One day, a nures is giving her a bed-bath and notices that when she washes around the womans lady bits the woman moans almost imperceptibly. The docs call the husband who rushes to the hospital. "We think your wife may be reacting to stimulation especially of a sexual nature" they tell him. "If you go into her room and have sex with her it may bring her out of the coma. We'll monitor you from outside." So the bloke goes in and goes behind a screen to his wifes bed. After a few minutes his wife monitor is beeping away beep........beep.......beep the signs are good beep..beep..beep..beep this could work, the docs think. then suddenly beep.beep.beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee The docs rush in and find the woman dead and the bloke looking sheepish. "what happened?" they ask "it was going so well" The husband says " I think she choked to death" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 22, 2005 Author Share Posted September 22, 2005 Police found an ice-cream salesman dead in his van. He was covered in chocolate sauce, hundred of thousands and had a flake in each ear. They reckon he topped himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Yes, it is worse than mine...all the better for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Thread hi-jack alert...........Robbie Williams was found dead face-down in a hotel room, with a large brown stain round his ass-hole....George Michael was later accused of being careless with his whisper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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