michael Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Went out for a meal tonight and took the Punto which meant I could negotiate a more direct route taking in the speed mountains - about 5 minutes from home there was a huge convoy of pikey types in white vans with caravans, all of them making their way onto some scenic grass at the edge of the estate - horses, hutches, brand new vans, lorries and a small child taking a dump next to the road - lovely! Thing is they (or other pikey scumbags) have parked up in the same place before and left it a right mess, they were 'landscape gardeners' and dumped all the tree cuttings and general garden waste there which had to be removed by the council. So what can be done to stop them? Do I grumble to the council about them putting some kind of barrier up (large boulders seem to be the theme)? Can the rozzers do anything? Do we just need to get together and torch them tonight? I guess we'll be getting burgled at some point this week.... PS: I am pikeyist, they are scruffy nomads and have no respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markrzs Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 With you on everything ther mate ! We have them down here too :thumbdown Scum ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Pikeys don't like soap! Try throwing bars of soap at them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stt Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 I will go with the burning thing,Worked for me in the past! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 do we just need to get together and torch them tonight we do just need to get together and torch them tonight!!! ill bring some matches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stt Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Try this and convert it to throw molotovs out the end,The range on these things are unreal,Built a couple of these a few years ago! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Yes. Yes. Bring fire to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul mac Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 we go one better where i live, when the filthy scumbag trash turn up we let em stay where ever they want cos apparently they've got human rights and are just a missunderstood minority, i'de go one better than the fire idea - napalm :littled: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham S Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 try living where i do, we got proper gypo mobile sites down the road, hence my location name! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Liquid gel soap like swarfega. Mix it with petrol that way if the soap don't kill em you can then light em up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham S Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 and is it me or do they all look the same, do the same job (tarmac, drives, gutters and fascias and 'landscape gardening') and they all smell of shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 The pikeys round here (Whitley - which is home to many ex-pikeys) come round every few weeks selling potatoes. Christ knows where they're nicking them all from! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted September 21, 2005 Author Share Posted September 21, 2005 i'de go one better than the fire idea - napalm :littled: I like your thinking, you smell that? Do you smell that?... Napalm, paul mac. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a pikey camp bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' pikey body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this pikey invasion is gonna end... I'll save the horses, rabbits and dags though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digsy Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Brilliant How about a squadron of Supras with big sound systems playing "Ride of the Valkyries" as we do it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrote Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 There's a load of gypos skanking up the woods near me - the council aren't the slightest bit interested. Funnily enough though, when a load camped on ponce Charlie's new housing development in town, the police booted them off straight away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Apocalypse Pikies - Nice one. My friend got pissed off with them after they broke into his business once so he went up to the camp with his shotgun and threatened to shoot them. The police turned up and said "Gun? What gun?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
far Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 I believe the term nowadays is 'New age travellers' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted September 21, 2005 Author Share Posted September 21, 2005 I believe the term nowadays is 'New age travellers' I can cope with New Age types, it's the filthy, rot infested, thieving, pikey scumbags with all their new vans and 4x4s that I have issues with. They roll up, annoy the residents who fund the nice area of landscaped grass they foul, rip off a few locals with shoddy work, 'borrow' items from people and then move on without being challenged by the police / council. They choose a lifestyle that skirts common decency and give nothing back to the country, all I ask from them is respect for other people and an appreciation that normal folks might not want them moving in at the bottom of their garden and letting their feral children sh1t all over the places where polite, decent local kids (compared to the scum at least!) used to play every night. Sorry I think I just went off on one - they are up the road as well, I'd be in a frenzy if I could see or hear them from the house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sim Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 if i were you i would run them down one by one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul mac Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 if i were you i would run them down one by one come on sim that is an outragious suggestion honestly i could not condone behaviour like that - think of all the damage to the supe with pikeys bouncing off it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sim Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 you have got a point there mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sim Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 use a local rust heap break in hot wire it and use that and then torch it when you have finshed it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 I believe the term nowadays is 'New age travellers' No completely different...New age travellers...are normally too spaced out to steal anything or burgle anyone...ok they normally dont have tax MOT or Insurance on their vehicles, and camp for free too...but they generally dont commit violent crimes or have the arrogance that Pikies have. I met some really decent N/A Travellers in the early eighties when i was a kid at Glastonbury...they used to cook me food and offer me herbal potions..really friendly bunch (If you are nice to them) Pikies just hate everyone who isn't a Pikey..though they would rob their own family given the chance..they are an odd breed... We have a bit of a problem round here too...I think some of them have been housed locally..and there is a pub up the road thats always full of their builders vans..when its kick out time they pour out of this pub, abusing people in the street and making extreme rascist comments to the people in the Garage..like 'F*ck off back to your own country' I wish there where more of me coz I would of told them to 'F*ck off back to theirs' They are so anti-social...I honestly dont think its rascist to be Anti-Pikey..If I ever see them parked up anywhere in the middle of the night I sound the horn (shame Toyota horns are so feeble though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve W Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 lmAo with the Apocalypse bits BUT, i can't SURF ! ! (and i'm gonna have trouble finding the Cowboy Hat to fit ) Yeah, just "TRAVELLERS" for pikeys, isn't it ?? What's the diff' between Gypo's and Pikeys then (or, am i just showing my considerable age ?? ) FatS. [ps... HATE the BAST's BTW] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 LMAO Every minute I read this forum I get weaker. And every minute Pikey squats in the bush he gets stronger. Pikey is dug in too deep, or moving too fast. His idea of R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat. He had only two ways home, white van or 4x4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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