michael Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he asks, "sorry do you know me?" She replies "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children" His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful... "Chr1st!" he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I sha**ed on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ar*e?!" "No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jake Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/7871/timelinegif9bs.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/7871/timelinegif9bs.gif Now that is funny Top stuff Jake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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