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Quick tinder hints:

 

Only face photos = fat

Only one angle of photos = fat

"Bubbly" = fat

"Curvy" = fat and lazy

"I like spending time with friends and family" = no hobbies

"Feminist" = fat and has a hair colour from a Dulux catalogue

Age 18-25 and attractive = single mum and/or serial killer

25+ and looking fit but a bit high mileage = can't lock down any man I actually like, about to hit the wall and need a sucker to pay for a child that may or may not be yours.

 

Take up Pokemon Go, I've got laid off tinder twice, Pokemon three times

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Quick tinder hints:

 

Only face photos = fat

Only one angle of photos = fat

"Bubbly" = fat

"Curvy" = fat and lazy

"I like spending time with friends and family" = no hobbies

"Feminist" = fat and has a hair colour from a Dulux catalogue

Age 18-25 and attractive = single mum and/or serial killer

25+ and looking fit but a bit high mileage = can't lock down any man I actually like, about to hit the wall and need a sucker to pay for a child that may or may not be yours.

 

The great thing about this forum is there's an expert on all matters hanging about, somewhere.

Here we have an emeritus professor specialising in lying bints ;)

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