cered Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Quick tinder hints: Only face photos = fat Only one angle of photos = fat "Bubbly" = fat "Curvy" = fat and lazy "I like spending time with friends and family" = no hobbies "Feminist" = fat and has a hair colour from a Dulux catalogue Age 18-25 and attractive = single mum and/or serial killer 25+ and looking fit but a bit high mileage = can't lock down any man I actually like, about to hit the wall and need a sucker to pay for a child that may or may not be yours. Take up Pokemon Go, I've got laid off tinder twice, Pokemon three times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Quick tinder hints: Only face photos = fat Only one angle of photos = fat "Bubbly" = fat "Curvy" = fat and lazy "I like spending time with friends and family" = no hobbies "Feminist" = fat and has a hair colour from a Dulux catalogue Age 18-25 and attractive = single mum and/or serial killer 25+ and looking fit but a bit high mileage = can't lock down any man I actually like, about to hit the wall and need a sucker to pay for a child that may or may not be yours. The great thing about this forum is there's an expert on all matters hanging about, somewhere. Here we have an emeritus professor specialising in lying bints Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annabella Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Pikachu, Nirdorina and Nidoqueen were they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cered Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Nah they just looked like them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TT Paul Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 I would stay single till cars ready. You'll save a bit on first dates and trying to impress. bogie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_bandido Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Don't pay for their drinks/food. Bizarrely this has been more successful at getting me laid as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brassbones Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 This thread is brilliant!!! A heady combination of humour, offense and good advice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 I think Burna has completed POF and Tinder so he's perfect person to ask [emoji23][emoji23] Made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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