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Chris Wilson

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That graveyard for horses and fashion is upon us again. I know this as I heard two scouse "ladies" in the pub discussing what to wear. "Take my advice Krystal, it was bleedin' cold when I went with that Crewe footballer last year, I'm wearing two thongs this time".

 

"Really Ashlynn? That cold? I'll be stopping in the bar then, me new heels are killers on grass anyway, what times the coach coming".

 

 

Oh dear, so much for the sport of Kings....

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The city of culture didn't disappoint, for those of a strong constitution I present some of the ladies of Aintree enjoying the racing, (and an excess of cheap booze...).

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...-underway.html

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/rac...ing-gowns.html

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/spo...-Festival.html

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I'm in two minds on that one.

 

First - it's the Daily Fail and they'll caption any picture with a derogatory or made up comment, the editors wife is probably one of them. Those women are out for a fun day even if they do have questionable dress sense, who are we to judge? If you've not been to the gee gees recently they're all like this.

 

Second - FFS! Are these the British values and way of life some are fighting to cling on to? The average Brit is an overweight, alcohol abusing, promiscuous idiot that moans about not having enough money and a shitty job, but finds enough for beer, fags and widescreen TVs.

 

The country has already gone to the dogs, we're just sitting here waiting for the cockroaches to come and finish it off.

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You'll be hard pressed to find any photographs of Kathleen Dacre, the editor's wife. I very much doubt she's the sort to be found legs akimbo, miniature bottle of champagne to her lips, at Aintree races, she shuns the camera and public appearances.

 

I think horse racing, especially over jumps, is cruel and wouldn't ever want to watch it, so I have no idea if this is the typical abandoned behaviour for the modern day female race goer. I was surprised not to see `er indoors featured, to be honest ;) A lot of her relatives are staunchly into horse racing, and she harps on about how marvellous Liverpool is since she heard it was voted the European City of Culture some years ago. To me that award is just something else that confirms leaving the EU is the correct thing to do ;)

 

Put your hatred of the Mail aside, the editor is an ex leftie and a Liberalist who has drifted a bit more to the right in recent years. Your second mindset is definitely the correct one ;)

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You'll be hard pressed to find any photographs of Kathleen Dacre, the editor's wife. I very much doubt she's the sort to be found legs akimbo, miniature bottle of champagne to her lips, at Aintree races, she shuns the camera and public appearances.

 

I think horse racing, especially over jumps, is cruel and wouldn't ever want to watch it, so I have no idea if this is the typical abandoned behaviour for the modern day female race goer. I was surprised not to see `er indoors featured, to be honest ;) A lot of her relatives are staunchly into horse racing, and she harps on about how marvellous Liverpool is since she heard it was voted the European City of Culture some years ago. To me that award is just something else that confirms leaving the EU is the correct thing to do ;)

 

Put your hatred of the Mail aside, the editor is an ex leftie and a Liberalist who has drifted a bit more to the right in recent years. Your second mindset is definitely the correct one ;)

 

Yet again I agree Chris, f*cking disgusting treatment of horses just to please old pi** head slappers and the rest of the pikey followers

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She best keep them to spend in the Landrover repair department when the warranty runs out ;)

 

How the hell did she get into the racecourse? I thought tattoos were compulsory....

 

- - - Updated - - -

 

...........and got banged by all the judges

 

 

That's a terrible thing to say Paul.

 

 

 

But you have a point.....

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