Chris Wilson Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 That graveyard for horses and fashion is upon us again. I know this as I heard two scouse "ladies" in the pub discussing what to wear. "Take my advice Krystal, it was bleedin' cold when I went with that Crewe footballer last year, I'm wearing two thongs this time". "Really Ashlynn? That cold? I'll be stopping in the bar then, me new heels are killers on grass anyway, what times the coach coming". Oh dear, so much for the sport of Kings.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_jza80 Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 You should see York on a race day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Oh don't. It's only 5-6 miles from here. I can smell the Obsession for Munters from the living room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annabella Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Deliberately avoided switch island today, will be chaos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 11:20 is early for the pub today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Deliberately avoided switch island today, will be chaos. Wise move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Oh don't. It's only 5-6 miles from here. I can smell the Obsession for Munters from the living room. Doubt it's the obsession, more likely the Chlamydia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted April 8, 2016 Author Share Posted April 8, 2016 11:20 is early for the pub today? Found. Under a table. Just before noon. Back home now. People are so kind, not even a bruise, as far as I can tell. No pain anyway, alcohol is a wonderful thing. Thanks for noticing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted April 9, 2016 Author Share Posted April 9, 2016 The city of culture didn't disappoint, for those of a strong constitution I present some of the ladies of Aintree enjoying the racing, (and an excess of cheap booze...). http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...-underway.html http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/rac...ing-gowns.html http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/spo...-Festival.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dnk Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 That's a good look strutting around half pissed drinking straight out of the bottle, if it were my place they'd be escorted to the nearest exit I shan't bother commenting on some of the outfits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wez Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted April 9, 2016 Author Share Posted April 9, 2016 No wonder these migrants go crackers when they see bints acting like that, must look like a free brothel. God help truckers going through Calais if they have "Liverpool" on the sides of their wagons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 I'm in two minds on that one. First - it's the Daily Fail and they'll caption any picture with a derogatory or made up comment, the editors wife is probably one of them. Those women are out for a fun day even if they do have questionable dress sense, who are we to judge? If you've not been to the gee gees recently they're all like this. Second - FFS! Are these the British values and way of life some are fighting to cling on to? The average Brit is an overweight, alcohol abusing, promiscuous idiot that moans about not having enough money and a shitty job, but finds enough for beer, fags and widescreen TVs. The country has already gone to the dogs, we're just sitting here waiting for the cockroaches to come and finish it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annabella Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Daily Mail always looks at the worst, its the old farts paper remember and they look at life through rose tinted specs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted April 9, 2016 Author Share Posted April 9, 2016 You'll be hard pressed to find any photographs of Kathleen Dacre, the editor's wife. I very much doubt she's the sort to be found legs akimbo, miniature bottle of champagne to her lips, at Aintree races, she shuns the camera and public appearances. I think horse racing, especially over jumps, is cruel and wouldn't ever want to watch it, so I have no idea if this is the typical abandoned behaviour for the modern day female race goer. I was surprised not to see `er indoors featured, to be honest A lot of her relatives are staunchly into horse racing, and she harps on about how marvellous Liverpool is since she heard it was voted the European City of Culture some years ago. To me that award is just something else that confirms leaving the EU is the correct thing to do Put your hatred of the Mail aside, the editor is an ex leftie and a Liberalist who has drifted a bit more to the right in recent years. Your second mindset is definitely the correct one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 You'll be hard pressed to find any photographs of Kathleen Dacre, the editor's wife. I very much doubt she's the sort to be found legs akimbo, miniature bottle of champagne to her lips, at Aintree races, she shuns the camera and public appearances. I think horse racing, especially over jumps, is cruel and wouldn't ever want to watch it, so I have no idea if this is the typical abandoned behaviour for the modern day female race goer. I was surprised not to see `er indoors featured, to be honest A lot of her relatives are staunchly into horse racing, and she harps on about how marvellous Liverpool is since she heard it was voted the European City of Culture some years ago. To me that award is just something else that confirms leaving the EU is the correct thing to do Put your hatred of the Mail aside, the editor is an ex leftie and a Liberalist who has drifted a bit more to the right in recent years. Your second mindset is definitely the correct one Yet again I agree Chris, f*cking disgusting treatment of horses just to please old pi** head slappers and the rest of the pikey followers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cered Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 burn them all please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dnk Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 This lady won best style award apparently, got a new Evoque and £8k in shopping vouchers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 ...........and got banged by all the judges Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted April 10, 2016 Author Share Posted April 10, 2016 She best keep them to spend in the Landrover repair department when the warranty runs out How the hell did she get into the racecourse? I thought tattoos were compulsory.... - - - Updated - - - ...........and got banged by all the judges That's a terrible thing to say Paul. But you have a point..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dnk Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 More to the point how on earth did she win, my gran had wallpaper that had more style than that dress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 ...........and got banged by all the judges See above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 You'll be hard pressed to find any photographs of Kathleen Dacre, the editor's wife. she shuns the camera and public appearances. Sheer embarrassment no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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