Tigger Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Tony Blair started jogging near No 10 Downing Street Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. "Fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb. "No! Five pounds!" Tony would fire back. This ritual between Tony and the hooker became a daily occurrence. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty pounds!" He'd yell back, "Five pounds!" One day, Cherie decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Tony realized she'd bark her £50 offer and Cherie would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better have a darn good explanation for the 'Boss'. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Tony became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. Tony tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past................................. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five quid!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suprz_rz Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markrzs Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Very good ! :read: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Cherie 'Disco' Blair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicmatty Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted September 14, 2005 Author Share Posted September 14, 2005 Cherie 'Disco' Blair Stop :hijack:ing my threads http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_117.gif At least the rest of you find it funny:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 LOL I had a dream last night i was going for an interview for a job in politics. Was very odd, ended up with me going to an auction with some MP's and Britney Spears being there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Was she up for auction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted September 14, 2005 Author Share Posted September 14, 2005 LOL I had a dream last night i was going for an interview for a job in politics. Was very odd, ended up with me going to an auction with some MP's and Britney Spears being there. A Very very strange man you are:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Stop :hijack:ing my threads I was simply showing that maybe he gets more for his fiver than people first thought. Look at that dancing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted September 14, 2005 Author Share Posted September 14, 2005 Would you want to bid on someone up the duff? You my get turned on by it dear but I was to scared to look. Her face puts me off *sick* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 If I was at a night club dancing and Cherie Blair was there dancing like that then there would be only one suitable action..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted September 14, 2005 Author Share Posted September 14, 2005 You dancing LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 You banned lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted September 14, 2005 Author Share Posted September 14, 2005 LOL you are so funny:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Someone round here has to be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted September 14, 2005 Author Share Posted September 14, 2005 http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_25.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted September 14, 2005 Author Share Posted September 14, 2005 http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_130.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 OOOOO change your page colour to dark blue and re-read it screws your eyes up....or is that just me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted September 14, 2005 Author Share Posted September 14, 2005 OOOOO change your page colour to dark blue and re-read it screws your eyes up....or is that just meIt does play on ya eyes a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Will you 2 girls stop argueing Lee, you know tigg wears the trousers. We all do after JAE !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted September 14, 2005 Author Share Posted September 14, 2005 lol Thanks Tom:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Was she up for auction? No, think she was selling an item for some reason. I do remember she had these tight black trousers on and sparkly top. God knows why on earth she popped up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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