Chris Wilson Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Had two scruffy looking bints at the door yesterday, what one would have called Greenham Common types some years ago. Me "Yes, can I help you?" Bints "We are going around asking if people can spare anything to help the migrant situation in Calais" Me "I may have some stuff to help, have you a van?" Bints, eyes widening "No, but if you can spare a lot of stuff we could perhaps get one" Me "Well I have about 200 metres of used but good weld mesh fencing,which should keep a handful of the *$#@+&% out, and as my shotgun is away having a repair I won't be doing any shooting any time soon, so I could give about 100 BB cartridges to the local shopkeepers and hoteliers....." Bints bugger off, foaming at the lips. They go to neighbours. I hear a roar of something or other OFF! They didn't even get chance to ring his bell I guess. He's a bad tempered sort, and unlike myself not one for gregarious chit chat with strangers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajinder Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 If they dare come to my house I will give them a framed photo of Angela Merkel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annabella Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Had two scruffy looking bints at the door yesterday, what one would have called Greenham Common types some years ago. Me "Yes, can I help you?" Bints "We are going around asking if people can spare anything to help the migrant situation in Calais" Me "I may have some stuff to help, have you a van?" Bints, eyes widening "No, but if you can spare a lot of stuff we could perhaps get one" Me "Well I have about 200 metres of used but good weld mesh fencing,which should keep a handful of the *$#@+&% out, and as my shotgun is away having a repair I won't be doing any shooting any time soon, so I could give about 100 BB cartridges to the local shopkeepers and hoteliers....." Bints bugger off, foaming at the lips. They go to neighbours. I hear a roar of something or other OFF! They didn't even get chance to ring his bell I guess. He's a bad tempered sort, and unlike myself not one for gregarious chit chat with strangers Thanks for brightening my day no end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Awesome. Beats my story of answering the door stark-balls-naked to a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted March 2, 2016 Author Share Posted March 2, 2016 I have heard you do that a lot, you'll catch your death this time of year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 I have heard you do that a lot, you'll catch your death this time of year Works with everyone, except Bailiffs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted March 2, 2016 Author Share Posted March 2, 2016 I must try it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wile e coyote Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Ha ha Awsome Chris Jonny I may have to try that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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