Graham1984 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I also want to point out that H replaces our departing mate Tim as the arse section in our three man centipaedo- style horse gimp suit. Another thing that needs to be said is the 24th is the "New arrival" fancy dress party. I'll be wearing an ironic little number this year in my Hitler outfit, complete with oversized Star of David necklace and Santa hat. Ed will be inviting many children around this year, so will be dressing up as Fred West again along with his half complete patio ( I want to be Fred next year as you've been him 2 years straight) Tim's leaving presentation happens at 9pm where he is presented with the golden buttplug, then at 21:45 we kick the crap out of him for stealing dungeon lube supplies. 22:00 Ed rims H 23:30 The patio gets finished 23:50 We check we all fit in the three way man horse suit 23:55 H sings his initiation song by Right said Fred as he looks like one of them. 00:01 The police arrive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I see we're condensing everything to quite a narrow time scale. Last year during the rimming, I don't remember the times, but I do remember it being early evening and the sun had just set. By the time we'd hosed down the plastic sheeting and stemmed the bleeding, I could hear the morning chorus of bird song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I see we're condensing everything to quite a narrow time scale. Last year during the rimming, I don't remember the times, but I do remember it being early evening and the sun had just set. By the time we'd hosed down the plastic sheeting and stemmed the bleeding, I could hear the morning chorus of bird song. Speaking of which I'm sorry about the external haemorrhoids last year. Also, I don't know how or why you've got 90 mins of Havards arse in your mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 only 90mins Thats what I would call an appetizer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 only 90mins Thats what I would call an appetizer. It's amazing you're married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 It's amazing you're married. It is me he is married to. The Right Said Fred thing has been mentioned before. It was when I was Deeply Dipping Ed though...!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chazuk Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I hope you guys never leave the forum you crack me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 It's amazing you're married. This world is one crazy lunatic asylum filled with some equally amazing patients. I'm just grateful i was put in a ward with a fellow nut job to share this crazy journey with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 It is me he is married to. The Right Said Fred thing has been mentioned before. It was when I was Deeply Dipping Ed though...!! H. It was played at our civil partnership ceremony H. As I placed your ring on my finger. Remember? I had to wipe my finger clean on your tuxedo afterwards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I hope you guys never leave the forum you crack me up as I always tell my guests at our S&M B&B you can never leave,...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 This world is one crazy lunatic asylum filled with some equally amazing patients. I'm just grateful i was put in a ward with a fellow nut job to share this crazy journey with. I'd be grateful that it was a ward with lax security too, by lax I mean Ray Charles was keeping an eye on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 It was played at our civil partnership ceremony H. As I placed your ring on my finger. Remember? I had to wipe my finger clean on your tuxedo afterwards! If it was love you would of licked it clean. I went for a blood test too the other day, I've pm'd you but I think you should send one to H and Tim too..... actually sod Tim the thieving bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Ray Charles and his brother Charles Manson both work here. Wow, we have some great parties. Just DON'T drink from the red punch bowl...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 If it was love you would of licked it clean. I went for a blood test too the other day, I've pm'd you but I think you should send one to H and Tim too..... actually sod Tim the thieving bellend. Oh no!!! You've not been playing STD roulette again have you??? That always ends badly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Oh no!!! You've not been playing STD roulette again have you??? That always ends badly. We were the only players though..... God I'm screwed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 And we're both crawling with disease,.. some not even sexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 btw, I love a good Christmas thread like this. So festive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 btw, I love a good Christmas thread like this. So festive Don't shag the turkey this year either- just use edible stuffing that OTHERS will like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 That wasn't me. Iceland's roast from frozen perfect turkey crown comes complete with crud and sage stuffing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 That wasn't me. Iceland's roast from frozen perfect turkey crown comes complete with crud and sage stuffing. We all know you were doing some weird basting to it so don't BS me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Hold on,... I'm confused! Are you saying bastiality and bestiality are different???,... because I though they were the same thing. Now it makes sense why jamie oliver's recipes didn't need the donkey jizz like last years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Another fine reason why "Cooking with Ed" and "Ready Steady Jizz" didn't take off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Shame as Hairy Mary Berry was really up for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Btw, do you still want that turkey baster back Graham? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Btw, do you still want that turkey baster back Graham? I think I'll just splash out and get a new one, plus you're saving it for H are you not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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