Ewen Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Mines going to a B&B with my father, and leaving with my mother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 My dad stealing my last bit of toast from my plate, must have been 3 or 4. Funny thing is I only mentioned it to my Dad a couple of years back and he remembers it clearly, said I screamed the house down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprasteve Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Mines going to a B&B with my father, and leaving with my mother being born.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKEYmark Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 shi**ing my pants when i was in street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Mine's when my Dad reversed over my Tonka toy on the drive in his Hilman Hunter and squished it. This was back when Tonka adverts on the TV use to show a real life truck with it's wheels on top of a minture Tonka truck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 10, 2005 Author Share Posted September 10, 2005 er....Mines going to a B&B with my father, and leaving with my mother too subtle ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 er....Mines going to a B&B with my father, and leaving with my mother too subtle ? Your dad had the opp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprasteve Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 er....Mines going to a B&B with my father, and leaving with my mother too subtle ? could be going down the wrong road here but did he change his name too ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Being about 4 and use to run up to girls shouting there name to get there attention and poke them in both eyes.......... not much has changed i just dont poke them in there eyes.....still try to poke them though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 10, 2005 Author Share Posted September 10, 2005 my jokes are bad enough without having to explain them NO NO NO NO.........think sperm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 running around the garden naked. Hold on!..........earliest memory? Today, like this morning? OWWww.. you mean 'EVER', like being born Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprasteve Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 my jokes are bad enough without having to explain them I've been working today - brain dead give us a clue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 10, 2005 Author Share Posted September 10, 2005 sperm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 ermmm..... ahh one night stand?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprasteve Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 sperm ohh, yes very good. like it said its been a long day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 10, 2005 Author Share Posted September 10, 2005 Well, that went well didnt it......... Like the time I asked someone if hed ever had a big pair of hairy labia lips round his neck...he said no, so I said how the hell were you born then ?....he said, 'ceasarian'.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 my jokes are bad enough without having to explain them NO NO NO NO.........think sperm Nothing in the title to explain it was a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 10, 2005 Author Share Posted September 10, 2005 Nothing in the title to explain it was a joke Ok ok Im a complete bastard.........Ill label them VERY CLEARLY next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve W Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Watching Batman for the first time on a COLOUR TV.... oooooh ! Itchy dark green pullover at Cubs.... ooouch ! Luke-Warm bottles of school milk.... blurrrr ! Letting the handbrake off Grandads' A40.... oooops ! (quite common activity for young boys i understand ?!) Snow that USED to come above my HEAD ? (and i was NEVER a dwarf, even as a kid !) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Being locked in the teachers toilet at nursery school with Kirsty Barton and not being strong enough to undo the lock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 I didn't get the joke either My earliest memory is standing on welly rocks in Tunbridge Wells and shouting "superman" before jumping off, almost giving my dad a heart attack because the rock was almost 7ft high, and he had to catch me............. [i was about 4 - those were the days ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 10, 2005 Author Share Posted September 10, 2005 Earliest TV memories...Before God made Thunderbirds, there was Stingray....before that there was Fireball XL5, and before that there was Supercar (early '60s)...I was allowed to stay up to see Man from Uncle, the Avengers (with Honor Blackman) and Adam Adamant....Danger Island used to scare me and the Newcomers was a soap I think..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Falling off the roof of my dad's race car and breaking my arm. I was 6 at the time. I think most folks can remember stuff from earlier than that but I have a really poor memory. Tell a lie! Actually I think I vaguely remember watching TV when they were showing the first moon landing in 1969. I would have been four Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Getting my first bike. A Mayflower with stabilisers. We were in Brighton with my mum, dad and grandparents. I demanded that I ride the bike back to the car-park. Going down a hill I think we all realised at the same time that the concept of braking hadn;t been explained to me. Remembering careering along with my dad eventually catching me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 10, 2005 Author Share Posted September 10, 2005 Xmas 1961, Lindisfarne Village Hall.....I remember a big fat bloke with a red suit and white beard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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