adnanshah247 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 (For all the newbies wondering who's Ed) Lord Ed, Our resident sexual predator has gone missing. We genuinely believe the CIA and FBI finally tracked him down and found all his victims. His wife was secretly an under cover agent working for the UN to expose him.... See this is what puts me off getting married, you get married and have to ask the mrs for permission to speak to your mates. Anyways, Ed, I miss you, get your ass back here and cheer me up, i promise if you come back i wont bump the boot thread.........................ill get Abz to do it :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 See this is what puts me off getting married, you get married and have to ask the mrs for permission to speak to your mates. Or maybe now you just prefer your wife's company Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 13, 2015 Author Share Posted November 13, 2015 Or maybe now you just prefer your wife's company do you? so what are you trying to say? that Ed has been using us for all these years so when he found something better he could just forget us and replace? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Yes, I prefer my wife's company to Ed He's obviously been using us for years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitbox Junkie Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 I prefer my Girlfriends company But im sure that will change if she ever became my wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 FFS people. How many times do I need to remind you all. Should you need to summon me, all you need to do is say aloud my name THREE times. .... or leave a cookie and glass of milk by the back door. both usually work. Anyways, just passing through, thought I'd dust off the old etch-a-scetch in preparation for Christmas. Hows everyone doing? x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 13, 2015 Author Share Posted November 13, 2015 FFS people. How many times do I need to remind you all. Should you need to summon me, all you need to do is say aloud my name THREE times. .... or leave a cookie and glass of milk by the back door. both usually work. Anyways, just passing through, thought I'd dust off the old etch-a-scetch in preparation for Christmas. Hows everyone doing? x EDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW ARE YOU BUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????? i missed you I left a whole packet of maryland cookies and said your name 30 times, you didnt show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 you have some really big hedgehogs around your area mate. By the time they've scoffed the cookies and milk, there is little left for me. Missed you too bud. Sometimes when its cold, I can still smell you on my pillow. That reminds me, must change the sheets sometime soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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