Ewen Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Blonde gets home after a night out with her new boy friend, an her mum asks how it went..... 'we went to the pictures and first he put his hand up my jumper and fumbled around with my bra, and I laughed, thinking "what a twot", then he put his hand down my nickers and fumbled around a bit more, and I laughed, thinking "this guys got no idea", then he put his hand round the back and fumbled around with my ass for ages, and I laughed, thinkingt "Jeez this guys just thick" and I gave him the flick' - 'good on yer' said her mum, 'but Im suprised you thought it was funny'...Blonde replies, 'but mum, the maltesers were in my bag all the time' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 its one of your better ones......but lets keep this simple It doesnt make it good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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