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The traffic warden's funeral


Chris Wilson

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As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’s

funeral, a voice from inside was heard to scream:

 

"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"

 

The vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:

 

"Too bloody late pal, I've already done the paperwork."

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