Chris Wilson Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’s funeral, a voice from inside was heard to scream: "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!" The vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters: "Too bloody late pal, I've already done the paperwork." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supraleeturbo Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraP-Z Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimojameso Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Ha ha made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Not bad at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Havard Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Not bad..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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