MaveriK Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Adam is wandering around the Garden of Eden, bored. "God, I'm bored!" he says. "Ok", says God, "I could create a womanfor you." "What's one of those?" asks Adam. "A woman will be the perfect companion for you, asoul-mate. Someone you can share your happiness and troubles with. She will bethe most intelligent, sensitive, caring and beautiful creature I have evercreated. She will know your every mood and how to make you happy. She will cookyou meals, clean your house, clothe you and ..." "And what?" interrupts Adam impatiently. "And you can even do some procreating, so that youcan have lots of children who will look after you in your old age". "Sounds great." says Adam, "What do I needto do to get one?" "Well", says God, "YOU don't need to doanything, but I will need to take some bits from you. A rib, a lung, a kidney,an arm, a leg and a testical should do. You have got more than one of all those bits, so you shouldget along just fine". "You must be joking" says Adam, "What do Iget for just one rib?" he asks. The rest, as they say, is history. I'll be here all week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripped_fear Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Lol funny but the girlfriend didn't find it that funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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