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jamesmark

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Hopefully this will all be put to bed now.

 

Few more important issues that the BBC needs to answer, despite the fact that I too very much enjoyed top gear (not so much as a few years back).

 

He's got what he deserved at the end of the day.

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Actually I may put in for the job. I don't have the obvious charms of the female presenters discussed, but I can drink and smoke Clarkson under the table, I can wreck cars with the best, and I do occasionally swing the odd punch. Political in correctness goes without saying. I'd do it for half the money, too. Where do I sign up? ;) I would be setting BBC Television Centre up in the Sat Nav, if I had one.

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Actually I may put in for the job. I don't have the obvious charms of the female presenters discussed, but I can drink and smoke Clarkson under the table, I can wreck cars with the best, and I do occasionally swing the odd punch. Political in correctness goes without saying. I'd do it for half the money, too. Where do I sign up? ;) I would be setting BBC Television Centre up in the Sat Nav, if I had one.

 

 

You'd just turn it into a ham radio call-in show. :p

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Don't panic, I've applied to be a presenter following the recent openings.

 

First episode will involve me licking honey off Kristen Bell in the back of a Rolls Royce while Clarkson plays the bagpipes in the boot.

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Some say that he punches like James May and that he only eats hot food. All we know is - he's not had his contract renewed which is highly convenient for the BBC as it means they don't have to officially sack him - the GITS.

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