sideshowbob Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 A World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps is walking down the High Street one day when he spots an advert in his local record shop for "Wasp sounds from around the Globe". On further enquiry he discovers that a vinyl recording of this subject has just been released and a few copies are available in store there and then. Naturally, being a World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps he is curious and asks the young chap behind the counter if he can have a listen to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe". A few seconds later the World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps is standing at one of those little sound stations with his headphones on and a puzzled _expression on his face. He removes the Headphones, walks back to the counter and catches the young sales persons attention. "Excuse me" he says, "I'm A World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps and I've just been listening to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe", and I must say, there appears to be some mistake. Those are no Wasp sounds with which I am familiar". The young man dutifully checks the recording in question and assures the World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps that he is indeed listening to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe". Puzzled, the World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps returns to the headphones and once again begins to listen. After a few seconds he once again returns to the counter and accosts the young fellow there. "Excuse me" he says, "As I mentioned before, I am a World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps and I've just been listening to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe" and I have to say again, those are no Wasp sounds with which I am familiar. Are you certain I have been listening to the correct recording?" Slightly exasperated by now, the young man checks the disc currently Playing and with a slightly sheepish grin confesses... . . . . . It's worth waiting for .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .. ....... "Oops, sorry Sir, I seem to have played you the Bee side" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 delishiously bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 you two make a great team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 delishiously bad people in glass houses shouldnt through stones...you've been on not long tonight and your joke was much worse then this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 you two make a great couple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 people in glass houses shouldnt through stones...you've been on not long tonight and your joke was much worse then this ? I havent posted a joke tonight.......yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 ? I havent posted a joke tonight.......yet ok just stop posting http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=46254 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 tee hee. Nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I liked that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardiffSupra Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 *GRIN* very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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