Shane Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 As I was leaving for work this morning I noticed this chap on the Wife's car: Think the snail won. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Is your Mrs called Michelle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 Very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Awwww I was hoping for a performance based thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra_ufo Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 queue the N/A jokes.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveR Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Awwww I was hoping for a performance based thread queue the N/A jokes.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo11 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 NA jokes are so last year. How about some Snail jokes? I had a racing snail and took his shell off as a means of weight reduction and speed him up. Strange that since I removed the shell, he seems a bit sluggish..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo11 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 I heard if you fit a bit of foam to the snails face it not only makes him sound angrier but also makes him much faster, almost reaching the speeds of cartoon hero snail Turbo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaan W Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 NA jokes are so last year. How about some Snail jokes? I had a racing snail and took his shell off as a means of weight reduction and speed him up. Strange that since I removed the shell, he seems a bit sluggish..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 NA jokes are so last year. How about some Snail jokes? I had a racing snail and took his shell off as a means of weight reduction and speed him up. Strange that since I removed the shell, he seems a bit sluggish..!! I would love to say I expected better from you...... I'd be lying out of my arse though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 I would love to say I expected better from you...... I'd be lying out of my arse though Don't diss one of my favourite jokes...!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Don't diss one of my favourite jokes...!! I liked the joke..... it was just awfully cringe-worthy too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David P Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Look at that "S car go"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 It's funny that snails move slowly and leave a trail...... you would think Abz would of done the same a few years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trebor69 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Noticed the snail on the wife's Supra but didn't notice that the one parked next to it had been stripped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 Noticed the snail on the wife's Supra but didn't notice that the one parked next to it had been stripped Its true, I didn't notice that until I got home this evening. Bloody snails, they will nick anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Bailey Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Anyone seen Turbo the film with the super fast snail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dim Sum Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Anyone seen Turbo the film with the super fast snail? Sadly enough. I have, its called Turbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Look at that "S car go"? Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 If you gut it you will have two bare shells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 If you gut it you will have two bare shells. Excellent! The Council road sweeper did our street last Tuesday. As I came back from town I caught him stamping on a snail. "Whatever did that poor defenseless creature do to harm you?" I asked. "You what?" He said, "that bugger's been following me about all day." What did the slug say to the snail? "Big issue, sir?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Look at that "S car go"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShawnPreece Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 hahaha love this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOGIE Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 What did the slug say to the snail? BIG ISSUE MATE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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