Benjy Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 I heard that stuff taste so good, I hate whiskey . It's very sweet and addictive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted December 7, 2014 Author Share Posted December 7, 2014 It's very sweet and addictive! Dam, I should not mix lol il try the stuff next time haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted March 16, 2015 Author Share Posted March 16, 2015 Bump this thread Tesco has some good deals on at the moment, I recently missed pub crawl with my mates to London, apparently they have some tasty beers to order . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted September 6, 2015 Author Share Posted September 6, 2015 My life is so hectic from being dumped, work over time for my car project, house work, ruined supra, I seem to have no rest. Today evening I decided to enjoy my favourite Lager Holsten Pils I finally found the one that suits me perfect, being high feels so relaxing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellonman Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Being high on pills normally results in a jaw hanging right out and talking and seeing s#it lol, owh the good days now the most I high I get is booze im 2 bottles of rose down , often happens when I cook a roast which In tell a glass of wire for the chicken lol. Lucky the offie is open till 9 I feel anther bottle on the way , On a side note tohelp you jazz im married and its my only escape from the moaning wife I get so drunk I cant hear her moan lol . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted September 6, 2015 Author Share Posted September 6, 2015 Being high on pills normally results in a jaw hanging right out and talking and seeing s#it lol, owh the good days now the most I high I get is booze im 2 bottles of rose down , often happens when I cook a roast which In tell a glass of wire for the chicken lol. Lucky the offie is open till 9 I feel anther bottle on the way , On a side note tohelp you jazz im married and its my only escape from the moaning wife I get so drunk I cant hear her moan lol . Lol haha, like I hear from all my friends who are married/nagging wife! Man I'm on my 4th can and I feel super high, super stress free even though it seems a temporary fix I love this feeling of being stress tension free . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 4th can of holsten pils? I'd need to swim in that stuff to get a dunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Jack & coke or Southern Comfort + a nice Cigar:d chilled:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted September 6, 2015 Author Share Posted September 6, 2015 4th can of holsten pils? I'd need to swim in that stuff to get a dunt! Big Man! I am light weight baby . - - - Updated - - - Jack & coke or Southern Comfort + a nice Cigar:d chilled:D Errrrmmmmm, talk about hang over lol. - - - Updated - - - I just ordered some nice chineese take away mmmmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Big Man! I am light weight baby . Must be the placebo effect surely. Is holsten not around 3%? You should get yourself some peroni. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 This thread keeps on giving..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted September 6, 2015 Author Share Posted September 6, 2015 Must be the placebo effect surely. Is holsten not around 3%? You should get yourself some peroni. Over 5%, Peroni is super strong I got high few weeks back in the pub! - - - Updated - - - This thread keeps on giving..!! Time pass lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Over 5%, Peroni is super strong I got high few weeks back in the pub! Really? That's not as bad as I thought then. Peroni is around the same strength. 5.1% I believe. It's just a nice beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted September 6, 2015 Author Share Posted September 6, 2015 Really? That's not as bad as I thought then. Peroni is around the same strength. 5.1% I believe. It's just a nice beer Yes I agree, but for some reason it makes me way more tipsy, right now I have the perfect high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Peroni is a beautiful thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Please Jazz, not 'high', any of these will do: drunk,• adj, euphemisms include: Ankled (Bristol) Badgered, Banjaxed, Battered, Befuggered, Bernard Langered, Bladdered, Blasted, Blathered, Bleezin, Blitzed, Blootered, Blottoed, Bluttered, Boogaloo, Brahms & Liszt, Buckled, Burlin Cabbaged, Chevy Chased, Clobbered Decimated, Dot Cottoned, Druck-steaming, Drunk as a Lord, Drunk as a skunk Etched Fecked, Fleemered (Germany), Four to the floor Gatted, Goosed, Got my beer goggles on, Guttered (Inverness) Had a couple of shickers, Hammer-blowed, Hammered, Hanging, Having the whirlygigs, Howling Inebriated, Intoxicated Jahalered, Jaiked up (West of Scotland), Jan'd - abbrev for Jan Hammered, Jaxied, Jeremied, Jolly Kaned Lagged up, Lamped, Langered (Ireland) [also langers, langerated], Laroped, or alt. larrupt, Lashed, Leathered, Legless, Liquored up (South Carolina), Locked, Locked out of your mind (Ireland), Loo la Mad wey it, Mandoo-ed, Mangled, Manky, Mashed, Meff'd, Merl Haggard, Merry, Minced, Ming-ho, Minging, Moired, Monged, Monkey-full, Mottled, Mullered Newcastled, Nicely irrigated with horizontal lubricant Off me pickle, Off me trolley, On a campaign, Out of it, Out yer tree Paggered, Palintoshed, Paraletic, Peelywally, Peevied, Pickled, Pie-eyed, Pished, Plastered, Poleaxed, Pollatic Rat-legged (Stockport), Ratted, Ravaged, Razzled, Reek-ho, Rendered, Rosy glow, Rubbered, Ruined Saying hello to Mr Armitage, Scattered, Schindlers, Screwed, Scuttered (Dublin), Shedded [as in " My shed has collapsed taking most of the fence with it"], Slaughtered, Sloshed, Smashed, Snatered (Ireland), Snobbled (Wales), Sozzled, Spangled, Spannered, Spiffed, Spongelled, Squiffy, Steamin, Steampigged, Stocious, Stonkin Tanked, Tashered, Tipsy, Trashed, Trollied, Troubled, Trousered, Twisted Warped, Wasted, Wellied, With the fairies, Wrecked Zombied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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